Baby wipes thread

Dude I love em. Keeps me not smelling like wetsuite pee and i use em around the house too!

 

Maybe Micah erased that thread.... A lot of dirty content I guess... Lol

I like the whips- got them but I don't use them... I usually just use my hand then wash it when I'm done... Anyone wanna shake?

 

Maybe Micah erased that thread.... A lot of dirty content I guess... Lol

I like the whips- got them but I don't use them... I usually just use my hand then wash it when I'm done... Anyone wanna shake?

 

Baby wipes are amazing.

True story. When I was a baby I was so used to wiping with them I didn't properly learn how to wipe my butthole thoroughly with TP. I got to kindergarten and it took me a while to figure out how....

 

Do you mean the old one, like years ago old? If so that was a classic, wtf!

 

and I thought u guys were shark huggers?

"Most contain plastic fibers that are not biodegradable. When the wipes make their way into the ocean, they get ingested by sea creatures, such as turtles, who mistake them for jellyfish and eventually die. (The same thing happens with plastic bags.)

“When marine wildlife eats that plastic, which they quite often do, it just stays in the stomach of the animal and quite often they just die of starvation,” says Charlotte Coombs of the Marine Conservation Society (MCS).

The wipes wash up on beaches all around the world. A 2014 estimate from the MCS says there are approximately 35 wipes per kilometer of beach in Britain – a 50% increase from 2013."

http://www.treehugger.com/health/why-you-should-avoid-buying-wet-wipes.html

http://twitter.com/danwebbywebster/status/578469651589545984/photo/1

 

Was this because your were enjoying having others wiping your buttonhole??

 

no. 1 reason to get a butler down the line.

 

"we are quite finished here, Alfred"

"right away, sir"

 

beautiful.... *sigh*..

 

Towelie -are you ok?

 

yeah, i just literally had this convo with somebody a few days ago, couldn't pass the opportunity to add a scene from it. did you know that according late night HBO shows they had certain, specially appointed personal personnel for citizen of higher status to attend to their behinds during the medieval times and early renaissance in Europe? then the liberals came and f*cked it all up... I'm assuming. now we have TP, the great innovation of 20th century man. trees are paying for human ineptitude. think about it.

 

I had some of my best posts in that thread. What good is being involved in this board if a work of art like the baby wipes thread can just be "wiped" fom the archives?

 

Farrah Faucet died from anal cancer.
Wanna go there?

 

Wait.... Was this caused by baby wipes?

 

who would know? Maybe Ryan O'Neil, doubt if he'd say.
I'll take my chances with just TP and the bleach it has. Pass on the wipes.

 

real players install bidets in their houses. it's a class move.

 

I like them when I eat a sheet ton of Thai food