Anyone have them? Anyone do anything to treat them? Surgery, OTC products, ice packs? Elaborate. Considering this is the place where doctors like to hang out in their downtime, I figured this was the right place to ask. I'm cereal.
^1 salt dude, you might have been straining? (paging yankee) your bowel a bit much on the crapper. sometime i do that too when i had too much salsa de habanero mucho picante, si? your insides get irritate and sh1t, both literally and not. its all good. if you're home, try wiping only to a point of not being messy, rinse everything off with scolding water. warm will do fine, but why stop there? anyway, allow 2-3 days to heal up, could be a week if you gots a sitting job. good luck man, been there. OH btw, THAT isn't roids, so...my bad if I'm a little off. but that should help with roids too.
oh btw, wearing a wetsuite while dealing with that sh1t sucks ass. like... it prunes up your ass, or something. not fun.
Yes. Something about wearing a 'suite flares that thing up. I wonder why that is...The adverse effects last for a few days. It's like my little evil twin that rears his ugly head after surfing to just make my day hell.
The cold water and sitting on the board spreads your cheeks opening the bung hole for an extended period of time allowing the vessel to throb and build up creating the roid
i just hold my knees with my hands and rock back and forth... post pics of your gf and mom (doesn't have to be same person) or may U2B lay your kooky a$s to rest.