Hemorroids

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by salt, Dec 7, 2015.

  1. salt

    salt Well-Known Member

    Mar 9, 2010
    Anyone have them? Anyone do anything to treat them? Surgery, OTC products, ice packs? Elaborate. Considering this is the place where doctors like to hang out in their downtime, I figured this was the right place to ask. I'm cereal.
     
  2. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

  3. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    MY pops said he named his "scobey" cuz i was such a pain in the ass growing up.

    Try wet wipes
     
  4. salt

    salt Well-Known Member

    Mar 9, 2010
  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Lay off the anal sex for a while. Problem solved?
     
  6. salt

    salt Well-Known Member

    Mar 9, 2010
    me no brah, nothing up da butt
     
  7. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    This is post-Riley SI forum... see what we've come to?

    Riley if you can read this, we need you.
     
  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Witch Hazel brah, git some (Tuck's pads)
     
  9. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
  10. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    830
    Aug 28, 2014
    don't push so hard, and don't sit on the toilet for too long while you're pooping
     
  11. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    ^1 salt dude, you might have been straining? (paging yankee) your bowel a bit much on the crapper. sometime i do that too when i had too much salsa de habanero mucho picante, si? your insides get irritate and sh1t, both literally and not. its all good. if you're home, try wiping only to a point of not being messy, rinse everything off with scolding water. warm will do fine, but why stop there? anyway, allow 2-3 days to heal up, could be a week if you gots a sitting job. good luck man, been there. OH btw, THAT isn't roids, so...my bad if I'm a little off. but that should help with roids too.
     
  12. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    oh btw, wearing a wetsuite while dealing with that sh1t sucks ass. like... it prunes up your ass, or something. not fun.
     
  13. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Old timers used to call 'em, 'the piles'
     
  14. salt

    salt Well-Known Member

    Mar 9, 2010
    Yes. Something about wearing a 'suite flares that thing up. I wonder why that is...The adverse effects last for a few days. It's like my little evil twin that rears his ugly head after surfing to just make my day hell.
     
  15. Barry bottomfeeder

    Barry bottomfeeder Well-Known Member

    252
    Oct 19, 2015

    The cold water and sitting on the board spreads your cheeks opening the bung hole for an extended period of time allowing the vessel to throb and build up creating the roid
     
  16. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Relax salt bro- try not to push so hard...

    And oh yea- check out the baby wipes threads...
     
  17. sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

    Dec 7, 2015
  18. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    i just hold my knees with my hands and rock back and forth... post pics of your gf and mom (doesn't have to be same person) or may U2B lay your kooky a$s to rest.
     
    Last edited: Dec 7, 2015
  19. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
  20. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Medicinal Marijuana. And Prep H wipes.

    Just let it happen.