Wow! Of all the forums/bulletin boards that i"ve posted on, I have to admit that you guys are the most clever!!! (oh, wait, wrong forum) I meant to say that you guys are the most f*cking immature! What, are you all a bunch of 12-year olds?
Yes, yes we are old man, so piss off. Take your dial-up AOL connection, get off my internet and go back to your telegraphs, gramophone record players, and Model T Fords. This is a young man's playground old-timer, but I guess you're the type that likes trollin around playgrounds...
Wow - you are so hi-tech - with your "computing machines" on your "interweb" - I am so impressed (I'll bet you're real good at playing "Guitar Hero" too, instead of playing a "real"guitar"! I guess I'll go hang my head in shame - oh no instead, I think I'll go surfing, and surf you into the ground, you punk-*ss! (or do you do that on a game, too!)
All you guys are wrong... Both those pictures are of the same girl!!! Tashia Mcintosh! Don't you guys ever get out!
Oh Salty, ye of little wit and satire. Sad to say I never had any desire to pick up a guitar, let alone a video game Keytar. But I have been known to rock some radical aerial maneuvers whilst playing "Kelly Slater Pro Surfer." And please, do explain how one would "surf me into the ground?" I find that statement quite intriguing, like as in you'd shred so hard that I'd feel so inadequate that I'd swim down and burrow myself deep into the sand amongst the sand crabs? Well Bra-Fricken-Vo my friend, you have bent me over, spanked my hiney (which I think you'd take much joy in), and set me in my place. But tell me, has that monosyllabic stew of a brain you've got there ever told you "wait, me no think me should post, me sound like I smart as rock" (see, monosyllabic). I look forward to our next "intellectual" sparring...
