Hoverboard Misconception

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by trevolution, Dec 28, 2015.

  1. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    Im sick and tired about seeing all these news stories about "hover boards" causing fires, or Wiz Kaliefa getting arrested on his "hoverboard." These things are NOT hoverboards because they dont hover, and clearly have wheels as clarified by this article:

    http://www.theverge.com/2015/8/29/9221007/two-wheeled-scooter-rideables-not-a-hoverboard


    In fact, moreover these things are just gay ass segways that look extremely ****ing gay.

    Furthermore, they are tarnishing the pride and reputation of all REAL good hardworking redblooded american hoverboards out there.

    an example of a real hoverboard would be lexus's hoverboard which requires an entire skatepark to operate an is run on liquid nitrogen and magnets. this accurate use of the hoverboard nomenclature is depicted in this video link:
    [video=youtube;ZwSwZ2Y0Ops]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwSwZ2Y0Ops[/video]


    Is anybody else supremely irate due to this false hoverboardinizationizing going on by the mass media ?
     
  2. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

    809
    Apr 1, 2009
    The drone makes it So much more legit. And BTW u must have a bit of the Alzheimer since this is a repost. GJ nub
     

  3. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol my neice got one of those things.i could barely get 2 feet on the thing without it taking off.not for me.not a fan,i see a lot of lawsuits in the future behind that product.
     
  4. stinkbug

    stinkbug Well-Known Member

    746
    Dec 21, 2010
    They aren't hover boards. I've waited my whole life for a real hoverboard after seeing one in back
    to the future and this is just a mini segway Just make sure you don't burn down your house as the batteries are causing major fires.
    How they are still on the market is beyond belief.
     
    Last edited: Dec 28, 2015
  5. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    those who buy one of those things and refer to it as a "hoverboard" are clearly asking for their houses to be burned down karmatically...
     
  6. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    if its a repost supply the initial thread your referencing.

    balls in yo court, nub
     
  7. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    i am gonna make a kickstarter or gofundme for riley martin and sandblasters to have hoverboard duels.

    riley shoots bunch of crank and heroin into his neck and has to hold a live cat by the tail above his head while he duels.

    blasters will get 120volts to his nads while holding a 9mm.

    we will get a sh!t ton of money and be famous on YouTube or something.
     
  8. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Can I hold a .40 or maybe a 7.62 rifle
     
  9. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    only communist's would shoot 7.62 and .40 is for cops

    but sure, you may need both
     
  10. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Thank you!!! 100%. Tony Hawk has trouble riding a real hoverboard, and you need a special track for sure, just so it works. These so called hoverboard gadgets are tools for tools.
     
  11. Panhandler

    Panhandler Well-Known Member

    238
    Oct 27, 2015
    Well said. Let me know when Doc shows up in the Delorean with the real-deal. This other ****te is for mo's
     
  12. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I will pay to see this for sure!
     
  13. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    The cat should be a pi$$ed off stray and Blasters should be holding a shot gun. Hopefully holding it to his shoulder will also cause some balance issues as he is charging Riley.
     
  14. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Trev must be going through smack withdrawals.
    Bottom line...who gives a f*** if kids get fried on those?? Just another dumbass toy with all its attendant risks.
     
  15. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I did see a guy flying around on one at the NASCAR race in Dover. (I am not into NASCAR, I work the races) Anyway, he was showing off zig zagging around, then boom, tried to turn and it didn't go so well, he ate it! I was cracking up as loud as I could so the D canoe could hear me.
     
  16. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    I did see a kickazz skate video the other day with a dude on one of those hoverboards following his boy on the skateboard.they are good for something lol.i think its just something for kids tho,not grown men.
     
  17. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    i havent surfed since the 28th of November
     
  18. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    One time I saw two dudes kissing in the park, that was the gheyest thing I've seen until these handle-less segways. And people think they're cool???

    "7.62s are only for communists"...that was fantastic tard.
     
  19. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    You have my deepest sympathies!!
    That is similar to smack withdrawal.........