Lol I forgot about that but seriously y'all... The shred machine didn't lie about his iPhone auto corrects.. I fkn hate this thing.
The Greatest A peace warrior who spent his prime in jail to protest Vietnam. I work with a guy named Mohammed. He is big, bald, sweaty, on roids, and is an a hole. He walks in late eating a bucket of greasy fried chicken every time I'm down at the office (once a week). I almost gave him an elbow to the eye socket last week, he was in my space and playfully? grabbed my arm, but it was right before Xmas. He probably can't vote, but I'll see him tomorrow so I'll ask him. Everyone calls him "The Terrorist".
I hope mohammed, jesus, budda, and all the others spend their days in space drinking with eachother and watching all of us aholes blow eachother up like rival ant colonies. cheers.