what would you do if you won the lotto jackpot?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by metard, Jan 7, 2016.

  1. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    That would be irrelevant if you do the simple arithmetic problem proposed.
    And I don't gamble, so I would have no way of knowing ticket prices.
     
  2. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    urine idiot.
     

  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    So you had difficulty with the simple math??
    hahahahahahha!!
    Ooo...another smarty....
     
  4. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
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  5. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    No arithmetic can be applied, It's all luck.

    I think urine idiot if you dont throw down $2 (I know, it's like 30% of your monthly fixed income, but chamonnnnn) to win $almost 1 billion (Pre-tax)
     
  6. pickles

    pickles Well-Known Member

    70
    Feb 6, 2014
    you have to wait for the payments to get the full 800ML if not taking the cash lump sum, and of course they take out taxes. So in the end I'm not sure 2 * 292ML (cost * chances) > net winnings.
     
  7. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Ah Fumunda Cudda can't do simple math's

    come on Barry I never bought a lotto ticket in my life and I know there $2

    Try leaving your basement every once in a while you "moron"
     
  8. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Fortunately, I neither need it, nor do I want it.
     
  9. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Fumunda Cudda don't need a million(s) of dollars...he's so loaded off E Trades he posts on swell info 24/7 bruhs

    O isn't it moronic
     
  10. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    I would start a real life place just like on the movie "Hostel"
     
  11. PAShredMachine18

    PAShredMachine18 Member

    24
    Dec 3, 2015
    I would pay off my student loans, then buy a house in Malibu and the North Shore.
     
  12. sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

    Dec 7, 2015
    Same thing I'm doing now, but with whores
     
  13. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Lottery's are taxes for those who are bad at math.

    Having said that I have on occasion rolled the dice. WTF some tards gotta win. Besides I need more whores.
     
  14. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Malibu? No. North Shore?? Perhaps.
     
  15. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    I like the way u think.but instead of kidnapping normal people,id grab a bunch of child molesters,some isis people to put on the menu.each fare would be $911 to kill an isis.....or maybe buy a piece of land in Iraq and use it for testing ballistic nuclear missiles lol
     
  16. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    bro that's the smartest and dumbest statement I ever heard.il tell u from first hand experience,my buddies mom was deep in debt,went to atlantic city and won like 80grand.what did she do?pay off all her debts,so for a year she had perfect credit,everyone kept sending her credit cards,fast forward 4 yrs and shes right back in the same hole she was in prior to winning the cash
     
  17. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    Build a Slater wave pool (heated of course) in dirty Jerz and start farming medical weed for the farm taxes. #bongs #b!tches #barrels all day long!!!
     
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  18. cleavland steamer

    cleavland steamer Well-Known Member

    105
    Jan 8, 2016
    I would be your first customer. Very nice
     
  19. Socco

    Socco Well-Known Member

    115
    Jul 14, 2014
    I was wondering if any of you guys were gonna get a kelly slater wave pool......that thing might cost a half billion though....
     
  20. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015