you know you surf when???

afterwards visit her family in kamchatka, then her family in fiji, then her family in maldives, then her family in waii, then her family in pacific surrr.. key here is to abandonne the convo before she starts speaking.

 

Creative genealogy, I like the concept -we are all descendants of 'da Duke! Time to visit the motherland.

 

When you're a moron.

 

When you have to run the mower in your wetty in between sessions to shut the wife up so you can get back out there cuz it's been firing all week!!! Hahaha Yeeeeeah dats me ... #kookoftheday!

 

that's a good one and def me

 

When you repeatedly hold in your morning bathroom evacuation because there's swell and if you stop to go you will miss 20 minutes of waves before work. I push it back every dp then miss my window and my tummy hurts the rest of the day like a kid afraid to poop at school.

 

Get up earlier and drop one before you leave!

 

when you get up to piss at midnight and you check the report. But your getting up early to go to work! then for no reason except curiosity, you check it again after 6am on the ladder with your tools on! STILL NEED TO KNOW!

 

Now that's funny! Hahaha

 

pray there's waves Sunday because this pats fan won't be watching a single commercial! yes, I'm a bad loser!

 

I car pool with a car full guys who want to know what all the whale jizz all over my new interior is?just surf wax I reply, that's when I get funny looks! love the smell, addicting!

 

I pretty much could hardly care less about a football game regardless of surf conditions.

Worst reason ever to miss waves. Guaranteed to disappoint all the time.

 

It only took me aboot 20 years to figure that out. They were good back when T-Rex roamed the earth.

 

^^^ Good one! Hahaha

 

When you sit on SI all day

 

When you run into some one you surfed with over the years in some random place and you're like, what's up and he/she is like dude what's up, did you catch last thursday? See ya in the water. Then your wife/GF ect is like who's that and you're like, some dude I've surfed with over the years. She's like what's his/her name and you're like, I don't know but he's goofy foot and rides a thruster most of the time. Drives an old pick up.

 

lol I'm bad with names but I never forget a face or a surfbort

 

You just friggin knocked it out of the park with that one!! +100!!