you know you surf when???

You guys should all stop using drugs.

 

You should start.

o barry

 

Valhallalla has the best advise all the time and does a great job as well you should listen to him Barry.

 

Me stop?? Hell no!! I get syringes for free!!

 

Donkey Kong, Lizard Lips, Frog, Spot, Big Red, SurfBum, Surf Guru, Brazzo, Shorebreak Danny and his kid Danny Jr. aka Danielson, Big Wave Dave, Crispy, Chewy, the list goes on. Some I know in real life, some only out there.

 

But I'm heavily invested in pharmasuit(e)icles.

 

Dog breath, weeny,tricky ricky,budda, kungfoogrip,muffin,skode,GE,crabber,cuder face(he didn't surf) and if ya didn't have a nickname it was your last name.

 

Spot is my buddy Tony's younger brother. When he was around 12 he got a board with neon yellow, orange, blue and green spots (It was 1981). Now he is 6'3", bald, and runs a Christian youth ministry, but when he's out in the water, he is still Spot.

 

Every time you call in sick you get really sunburnt.

 

if she didnt get loose! thats a great morning! lmfao

 

when you don't know the difference between then/than, your/you're

and when someone is talkin bout a suite you instantly think of a wetty

 

when your wife calls you an a$$hole for coming home late for dinner like tonight because I wanted just one more wave, but that turned out to be just one more GOOD wave, and boom goes the dynamite!

 

A marriage license serves one purpose & one purpose only: it gives the state the legal authority to divide up your hard-earned assets, with most of your assets going to her because you earned more than she did.

Twisted, but true. Hey, buoyz, I didn't invent the rules but I sure know how to play by them.

You millenialls are effing morons (thx burry) if you get married.

Never get married.
Never go into debt, unless that debt leverages you into profit.
Always pay cash for everything.
And if you can't pay cash then you can't afford it.

 

Truth! Although with me, if I didn't get
married, I'd probably be dead long ago.

Choose your poison wisely ;-)

 

As much as they love us and understand our need to surf, this happens from time to time. Unless they are surf addicted too, no way they could fully "get it".

 

I used to pull that chit on the sitter all the time... not the wife. The reasons are obvious.

 

Agreed. I'd prolly be doing a 10-20 stint in the Big House if it wasn't for the old lady. However, Yank is right, how did marriage go from being a contract where the woman basically became the man's property to this 'owe you half' crap?

 

Blame liberals.

 

I concur with this. Good advice.

On marriage, proceed with caution and choose wisely. It can be a great blessing, however, poor choices, like poor wave selection, can result in beatings similar to being caught inside.

Move forward circumspectly.