poop in your suite

I'm not that old yet!

 

In my wetsuit?? Never!
But I will poop in yours if you let me use it.....

 

Depends, if I had chinese, then it's no different than pee. If I had pasta, that's another story. hahaha.

 

Sh!t

 

MY roommate had to poo one session. It was February in NJ & I drove. Def Wasn't leaving so he could go poop.

He paddled in, to about knee high water, ripped off his gloves, dropped trow and shat in the shorebreak.

 

Damn, that musta been funny to watch especially considering the seasonne.

I've never soiled my suite, but I did get schit on my hand whilst wiping this morning #truestory

 

#Solutions

 

That's why I don't wipe my own arse.. I employ a midget to sit next to my toilet and wipe when needed.
You should get a midget. Or you are welcome to come use mine.

 

this bro deff poops in his hand and feeds it to bae, down in jersy

 

I have done both.. And even in the sand dunes. When you gotta go... You gotta go.

Directly into the suite is a different story. Although the thought has crossed my mind when I got the runs...

 

That reminds me: back in the day was hanging at a friends house and had to go- so I was in the bathroom and looking for some TP when I was done. Couldn't find any. I yelled out the door- "hey man - your outta TP, can you grab a roll". To this day, I still hear his answer back: "what TP? What are you talking about? I don't have any of that stuff- I just use my hand"

#truestory

 

Its merely a baby ruth

 

I don't poo or pee in my winter suit. Sucks, because every time I paddle out all of a sudden, I have to pee. My 3/2 with no booties or gloves, pee all I want cuz I can flush. Tried to poo one time in the Shenandoah River while camping and it felt too weird, so I poo'd next to the river them flung it in. Ha

 

I agree about the pee in the winter suite... 3/2 or even 4/3 is ok... But winter suite pee?? It stays in there for days... And stinks up the basement

 

Yes, sir! We used to go to a place called Gooney Creek Campground http://www.gooneycreek.com/ The lady who runs it is Gooney as hell, but its a small camp ground, they allow alcohol, great trails along the little creek with some great swimming and fishing holes. The deer on their site, it's mother was hit by a car and it hung around the camp ground for a couple weeks before the caught it and took it to some refuge. I have pics feeding it. Anyway, back to suite pooing