ask me one specific thing

is that really you,in picture

 

Why are you so lame?

 

Why do you get bored??

 

Because just drinking sucks......

 

Then stop drinking. Just quit--easy to do.

 

Why are you not surfing right now?

(Admittedly I could ask this of myself as well at the moment but in my defense i'm leaving to partake in the head high cleanliness that is currently upon us momentarily...)

 

How would you know how easy it is to quit drinking or other stuff? You can't even handle a 5 mg perc without complaining aboot constipation.

Dude, you know nothing aboot the issue.

Hey The Price is Right is on in a few minutes.

You surfing secret point breaks today?

I might actually surf tomorrow. I'm kind of over surfing New Jersey. It bores me.

 

I'm on it tomorrow as well. I'm kinda bort myself. I'm thinking Iceland via Nova Scotia. I just have to get this ball gag out of my mouth, figure out how to get out of these restraints, and find the key to the chastity belt.

 

Went out early this morning. Large, waves, strong offshores. Had only a few waves, then tired of getting hammered paddling out.

 

Yo, Chavez!

Yeah, my spot has just sucked this year, except when it's been big enough to break in the river.

Iceland via Nova Scotia sounds right.

 

Where'd you surf?

Large waves, huh? What exactly does that mean?

Doesn't your point have some semblance of a channel?

You know what, I'd bet you didn't surf today. I'd even go so far as saying that you haven't surfed in ages.

But what do I know....

 

Largest ones 2' overhead. Did not surf a point; surf sucked there, and it is where phags surf.
Quitting substance abuse is easy, very easy. But only if you have guts. You will be hooked forever, huh?
And yes, it appears you know little.

So....BBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

 

Dude, aren't you, like 70-years-old?

I don't know aboot y'all but I never see anyone of that age surfing big winter swells.

Hell, I don't see anyone that age in the summer....

I'm tougher than you, Barry. And please explain how you know anything aboot substance abuse? If you have "The Cure" then you should start your own rehab facility. There's a lot of money in it.

That's like me saying to some rape victim...." Oh just get over it will you..."

Oh now the points are where the "phags" surf....

Ok, dude. I bet you haven't surfed in over ten years. You sit around the house all day trying to snap wise at people on the internet.

So, did you hit The Wall today or Jennes? Took some thrashings on those 8-footers, huh?

And honey if I was self-conscious aboot my substance use I wouldn't have been talking aboot it all these years. See I reveal stuff aboot my life on here. I'm honest. See you don't even have the "guts" to do that.

Tell us aboot a struggle in your life or something, Barry. Or has everything just been peachy keen your whole life?

 

You're not the victim Mr. Taft. You are omnipotent if you choose to be. This makes things easy. even quitting the drugs.

 

Obviously Riley has paid little attention to my previous posts from times way past. But I can't expect him or anyone else to remember or even care what I post.
And as for men my age surfing larger waves--you are right; that I know off, up here in NH, I am the only one and I am quite proud of it. You see, I can, because for me substance abuse of any kind is long gone. Long, long gone. And I spend time working out and eating right, thanks to the Mrs.
I hope you get there as well, Bobby Rumf......

 

Barry, you realize there is a difference between somebody who "partied" as a college kid and the ten percent who have that addict-thing aboot them.

Billions of people drink socially, but only around ten percent have issues.

Some people are wired that they can take it or leave it...

I'm not that person.

And aboot your past posts. Since you have been active on here, I haven't always been around. Actually besides a few Puerto Rico stories and some of your past professions I never really saw any of your life story. So, it's not that I don't remember

I tend to remember most things except when DPSUP moved to the east. And those days when I'm benzo-ing, I can't remember.

I don't really want to get there, but thanks for the thought. Women don't cure me. Ha, you should ax them, one in particular. Eating right, and exercising and living a mundane routine life does not appeal to me.

As some chick said, "In this life one must choose between boredom or suffering..."

I most def chose suffering. I despise being bored.

And.....you talk aboot guts and stuff, but you needed another person to steer you in the "right" direction?

 

Riley, I'll get you up to speed. Barry was/is a cop. 'nuff said

 

BARBRA? Is that YOU?