ask me one specific thing

It's boogie bort, and now we're gonna fight, kook.

 

In 20 years (or less) you may be navigating the treacherous and stormy seas of menopause.

Fear not, as you will learn greater depths of selfless and unconditional love, should you embrace the challenge. Also realize it is temporal, and you will find a greater capacity for compassion. Otherwise, you risk sinking in a sea of anger and bitterness.

Nevertheless, Let your fountain be blessed, and take pleasure in the wife of your youth.

 

You're probably right, thanks for the heads up, always quality posts from you CCCDog

 

As DSUP has already said, if you are "munching the carpet" and "laying the pipe" correctly and frequently, everything always seems to be OK, But lately I've noticed some small changes in my ole lady. Like she's always making me wear this ball gag. And them this whole thing with chaining my hands and feet and the whole strap on thing. I'm not sure but I think she subtly trying to tell me something here. I almost missed my pre-work DP this AM because she left me chained to the wall again. My neighbor heard my desperate screams through the ball gag and freed me in time so I was able to catch some nugs this AM.
What do you guys think she is up to? She bought a French maids outfit. I told her I couldn't wait to see her in it. She said, "I won't be wearing it" I ran.

 

Good luck brother

 

Now that's keeping things fresh and interesting lmao

 

Were I you, I would hide all the kitchen knives.......

 

How's the assist/turnover ratio this season?

 

I am not a buddhist. I just "am"

 

How'd that work out for ya? Better than not surfing, I hope. Better than sniffing pills, I would think.

Take a trip. Go to PR, soon, while the winter swells are still big and beefy. Go solo. Tuck under the shade of a sea grape tree and write your next story. Or your first book.

Have you read Barbarian Days yet?

 

I received an infraction for this post for being "offensive."

So, which one of you complained aboot it?

And pray tell where was the offensiveness?

 

You gotta be kidding, nothing wrong in that post

 

Tell me aboot it.....probably one of my detractors trying to stick-it-to-me......

Hey World B showed up......hmmm he don't like em no more....

Probably Kidrock, he's a narc and gets off on that type of thing.

Though me and Barry tussle at times I would think he's not one to cry to moderators, but who knows.

Oh well, I guess this will be a short run here.

 

It sucked. Pills are better.

Yeah, I read Barbarian Days Christmas Day.

I enjoyed the Hawaii part, but was expecting more of a crazy lifestyle......

Though, I didn't know that dude was for real. I've heard of him through articles in The New Yorker/NY Times and thought he was one of these guys who just started surfing three years ago.....

 

I think there is a mod on here who is one of the regulars but is hiding behind his mod status to mess with you

 

Thanks JayD...

But start a thread?

Every time I post something some little dink keeps flagging it to the moderators.

Hey, if someone has a problem with me, step to me, not to the moderators.

 

Oh well, I guess every one has their "drug."

Pretty sad and pathetic though.

I hope all parties involved are getting some satisfaction from it.

 

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