Danger in Southern New England...Quebecs Aboot

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by seldom seen, Mar 27, 2016.

  1. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I think I'd rather deal with bandits. But, it's true. My boy told me he saw a couple a certain point last week. I didn't believe him.

    I said, no way. That ****s confined to new Hampshire.

    Saturday, changing after a fun sesh at a not popular but not secret but still fun beachie, there they were. One looked like a gay rob machado, the other looked like he hadn't started shaving with a floppy euro stylee hat. They asked in a heavy french accent if it was good.

    It's March.

    o barry
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    What did they do? And did you hear the theme from 'Deliverance', faintly, off in the distance?

    Hermmmmmannno we are ready to rally to you to defeat the infidel hordes! Saddle up boyz!
     

  3. littlerhody

    littlerhody Well-Known Member

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    Jan 16, 2009
    We always feel the same about mass people no offense or anything. Crowds are already coming with warmer weather. I suppose Quebec , mass, ct, nj, it's all the same to me if your not local. not being aggro I just don't notice a difference in states if they don't have a town sticker in the mirror than its all the same. This summer gonna be interesting !

     
  4. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Have you any wohx?
     
  5. sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

    Dec 7, 2015
    Sacre bleu!

    I heard French in the line-up up in Maine 2 weeks ago, and I thought it can not be, no no this can not be so. It is March, it is cold, it it...but then I saw them surf, my heart sank, and I muttered, yes, it be so.
     
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  6. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    Why would someone from NJ want to go to RI? Oh yeah, maybe the 1 or 2 times a year it gets good.
     
  7. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    The potbellied, Speedo wearing Québécois that over winter here had their visas expire this past weekend. I won't miss them much, eh? At least they don't surf here.
     
  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Throw their sh*t in the water, i'll be right there to assist!
     
  9. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Really dude?? You were bummed about Québécois in the lineup?

    Thought for sure that anybody as "pragmatic", " intelligent " and accommodating as yourself would've waxed their boards for them and placed a lei around their necks before allowing them to clog your peak.
     
  10. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    We have been invaded my Russians, but I haven't seen any in the line up, just every 7-11 and convenient store in the area. They stink! First it was just OCMD, then they crossed over into DE. I guess cheap labor
     
  11. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Quebec surfers enjoy the stoke equally to us locals. Additionally, their girls, for the most part, are drop dead gorgeous. Me thinks the anti-quebeckers lack the intelligence to "siddle-up" to the girls. If I were young and single, I would be spending a lot of free time up in Quebec City night clubs!!
     
  12. sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

    Dec 7, 2015
    Hey, keep your threads straight.

    The Quebecs are fun to party with, and their chicks are smoking hot, but in the water, they buoys at best, downright hazards at worst.
     
  13. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Man these dudes were out for like 15 minits, acting all silly, left and came back an hour later.

    littlerhody, as a Connectikook, I abide by the rules, never roll deep, and consider the South coast my spiritual home. I have as much vested interest as you guys. Besides, Hayduke said I could come up whenevs.

    I just found this shocking as it's still March.

    Sigmund, it's scary.

    o barry
     
  14. shaunfig

    shaunfig Well-Known Member

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    Apr 11, 2014
    Fully nude strip clubs in Canada and tipping isn't expected
     
  15. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Lol, my favorite thing about Canada (along with the smoking hot chicks).

    We have Canuck buoys (and gulls) clogging our peaks daily here...but they generally know their role (Wayyy out on the shoulder waiting their turn).

    And we have a TON of Russian immigrants in this state. Boy oh boy are we in trouble...
     
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest


    Babooshkas?? You have babushkas??
    Give to me a kiss, babooshka!!!
     
  17. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  18. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Haha, "give to me big kiss my little babushka" lol !!!

    God, I swear...those teenaged Russian girls are MIND BLOWING. They look fantastic until they hit their 30's, then BAM !!! All of a sudden they get all swollen and jowly and start sprouting big hairy moles. Something in their genes I guess, I just don't get it.

    Not exactly like the French Canadians, n'est pas pa pa?
     
  19. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    I can vouche on the benefits of importing valuable foreign goods
     
  20. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    You got it dude!! My wifes friends from high school days in Quebec come to visit annually; as is my wife, considering their age, they remain great looking, and do so not only for themselves, but to please their men!

    Believe me....I am very pleased!!
     
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