What is the most dangerous things at surf spots.

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Mar 29, 2016.

  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    The absolute most dangerous is other people even when only ten people are out. mfers ditch boards when you're right beside them paddling for the shoulder or white wash because someone is on a wave. There as been times that i had to ditch because some dude decides the wave is to hard to duck drive and lets it go flying away, so my board becomes a shield and i ditch.

    The glorious drop-ins in big waves on big days with waist high or less reef or even 6 foot.

    The beginners over their head. aka spcoli.

    Summer time surfers.

    Crazy local regulators on meth.

    Rock jetties.

    Getting your **** thrown in the water because you drop in on every wave.

    The small 4 foot small hallow day you are are to comfortable in and break something ...fin cut ect...

    Barreling 8 foot waves in the obx over shallow bars seen a lot of concussions and broken boards.

    Fitzpedos

    add more.
     
  2. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    You are your own worst enemy . I forgot who phrased that...
     

  3. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Usually my own board is the most dangerous thing.

    That and ISIS.
     
  4. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Window-less white vans of duct tape and doom.
    Gnomes on giant planks.
    People that don't performe the propre sand reconne.
     
  5. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    A poorly tied leash string endangers anyone within aboot a hundred yards even on dry land as well. Fortunately, a skilled eye can spot them from across the beach and notify the violator of their egregious oversight. After that, I'd say people who don't use the closest foot are pretty dangerous all the time.
     
  6. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Suppppppers
    Surfline
    Other people
    Sharks
    Poo
    Barry
    Wayne
    Panga boats
    Rebare
    Syringes
     
  7. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Not hiding your car key well
     
  8. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Losing a board on a doh in florida and be a problem too alao piter banks as well long padle in herd that melbourne took the shark attack capital is this true?
     
  9. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Low tide, shallow water closeouts. Rough on board and body.
     
  10. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Neck twisting, accident causing bikinis, what else??
     
  11. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Oh man, they are the worst. Ha
     
  12. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007

    You're too scary little kitty, just stay home with granny.
     
  13. shaunfig

    shaunfig Well-Known Member

    77
    Apr 11, 2014
    Independent ice cream vendors
     
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    BWHAHAHAHAHA, years ago we used to have an ice cream truck in our area. He did sell ice cream but, he ended up getting busted for selling porn and bootleg DVD's from the truck, too.
     
  15. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Isn't that what all ice cream truck drivers do? Seems like a creepy profession HAHA
     
  16. northendcanyon

    northendcanyon Well-Known Member

    160
    Mar 21, 2013
    This is the correct answer.


    Your ego can get you killed out there.


    And sharks. I'd personally like to restart the war on sharks. We called a truce but I don't think they got the message.
     
  17. CJsurf

    CJsurf Well-Known Member

    Apr 28, 2014
    Clueless kooks and SUPs.
     
  18. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

    571
    Feb 24, 2015
    Doing tow-ins right through the middle of the fvcking lineup. Was at ponce a while back and a guy was getting launched into 4 foot lines right through everyone. Wanted to grab his ankle and ask him wtf he thought he was doing.
     
  19. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    This was allowed there!? Usually there is more than one person in the water there that will say / do something. Plus the lifeguards there don't F around either. Anytime I've been there if someone with a jetski or boat comes too close to shore they yell at them on the megaphone thing. It gets too crowded there to be messing around like that.
     
  20. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    Johnny Boy Gomes

    keyhole reef passes

    man o war

    sea urchins

    sea lice

    yourself and your board

    Old guys on 7'6" in chest high beach breaks