Ok :where the hell is emass !?

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by White Castle drop knee, Mar 31, 2016.

  1. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

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  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    If you can lay on the floor without holding on, you are not drunk
     

  3. xJohnnyUtahX

    xJohnnyUtahX Well-Known Member

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    May 30, 2010
  4. sandfly

    sandfly Active Member

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    Nov 3, 2011
    You wanna help me win the contest little elf?
     
  5. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Shredding the gnar in the PNW with wahines. Duh!
     
  6. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    I would have thought eastern mass e chew zits
     
  7. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    LOL gross...
     
  8. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

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    Nov 20, 2014
    Um Meh what ? I bet what's in your pants is . Well meh
     
  9. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Well, he started surfing three years ago. From his writings in that time he has progressed to a professional level. I suspect that he's probably moved on from Cali to Hawaii by now. Probably will begin appearing on WSL events in the next 6 months or so after footage of him charging 145 foot Jaws with Laid being his tow man appears on the net. Most likely the head of Da'hui by now, too.

    Just a guess. Could be selling him short.
     
  10. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    This would be my guess too!

    Howz it brudda Riley?
     
  11. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Just might be that cepriano (RP) & emass were the same dood. Both vanished from the Forume about the same time.
     
  12. xJohnnyUtahX

    xJohnnyUtahX Well-Known Member

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    May 30, 2010
    Awesome! youve considered what's in my pants to the point you are willing to bet on it? And meh is how you'd refer to my junk? You sound disappointed.

    But since you've taking so much time to think about my cock I'll tell you it's average but my balls are huge. I plan on lending them to MIS/Stank next time Jawn calls him out.
     
  13. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    naw, he re-erected right around easter sunday. i called simod out on being a douche-face for that joke and the thread got deleted in a hurry all together. go figger.
     
  14. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Ah man that was good hahaha
     
  15. EMazzSpicoli

    EMazzSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    Jul 1, 2015
    I'm still out here kickin it on the left. The swell has receded a decent amount but it's been a bomb azz winter. Haven't got to take advantage of it near enough as I've wanted to but I've had some good sessions. Can't say the surfing has been progressing for me over the last 6 months given limited water time but I'll make sure that changes soon. Haven't been able to frequent the forumme much in a while, hope you buoys are keeping it reale.
     
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Yeah. And what the hell happen to the thread on that?? It is gone??
    Simod, could you please answer my question?? I am requesting this from a point of decency as a (mostly) respectful participant on this board. I would appreciate an answer with details, as many others may as well. Thank you.
     
  17. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    thread and the simod007 acct got nuked

    gone
     
  18. 252surfer

    252surfer Well-Known Member

    Dec 1, 2010
    I see that Dougs thread got cock blocked
     
  19. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    That's cocktastic!!! Some cock gave me an infraction for that cocky thread. Cock magic strikes again.
     
  20. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    That's basically because a simod dude loved it really hard.
    I'm stoked.