Urban Dictionary: warchild - The process of taking laxatives then defecating on your sexual partner's eye. Ex: Dood, I am going to give you the biggest warchild!
Thanks mate, its hard reading a thread like this and not responding. Anyone wanna join my boogie board club? D*ck Draggers Anonymous
You're that guy! dude, I always wondered who you were. It was probably 1ft at like 6 seconds and the only ridable wave coming through was right off the pier. Either way, I'm sorry man! I'll never quite understand why someone would get that upset over such terrible waves so I really didn't think anything of it at the time. That's actually incredibly impressive that you remembered all of this so vividly. But yeah, genuinely sorry you hate me and my friends so much. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings, and I didn't think what we did would haunt you for two+ years or however long it was. I'll buy you a beer and call it even if you'd like. Sorry again, man!
I just want to make sure you all know that nothing in my previous post was sarcastic. I honestly don't remember too much about the altercation except that someone in the water asked me "so do you think I'm cute?" and I immediately had no idea where that was going. And then it somehow turned into a more aggressive conversation about me sitting too close to him. I did say I was from Hawaii only to verify that I've been around many aggressive locals and that I didn't want to have to deal with this situation on a 1ft slopfest morning in Virginia beach. I don't think I ever said anything about being from Richmond or being affiliated with VCU. Anyways, that's the story from my perspective. I really thought nothing of it beyond wondering why some guy got so upset in the water, while we were driving home. But you rarely get a chance to say sorry to someone for upsetting them like that so I'm genuinely sorry for ruining your morning, and hopefully we can squash this over some alcohol like gentlemen. Jon