Guys I feel safe here so I'm just gonna say it. I am, well, Trans species. I know my anatomy is that of a human but in my heart and mind I am a dog. Whenever I see a tree I just got to pee on it! Don't be offended if I take a dump in the park or hump your wifes' leg I am a dog and you must except my behavior. I love walks and being scratched behind the ears and oh m gawd hangin' my head out the car window. Because I am a dog I no longer wear clothing. I hope to one day be able to lick my nether regions and be excepted for who I truly am. Woof.
I'm just waiting for the mothership to land and get me off this planet. Find me a nice empty point break on some planet where they've never even heard of surfing.
Kudos, lazyE. Nice to see some honesty rond here and no... you may not sniffe my butt, thank you very much!
Reason: I sometimes drag my arse across the capet too You might have worms, dawg. Tell your BFF to take you in to the Vet
Don't drink the Christmas tree water. Take that Mississippi Leg Hound to the spade and neutering clinic! [video=youtube;aFwnTg9orsE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFwnTg9orsE[/video]
My bad braddah...I spaced on the follow up. Well, I'll predicate this post with a few statements. As you've probly gathered by now, I'm a biocentric thinker. I also deeply value plant based psychedelics, and I do believe in a minded universe albeit one that is far beyond human comprehension. I was weird before I ever started doing 'drugs', U2B can attest to that. But I had a series of dreams growing up that pointed me in the direction of my current worldview, and I had another one semi-recently that relates to the OP... So the dream starts with me face down in this shallow hole, clawing at the ground with my hands, breathing heavy. I'm trying to move but I can't, I'm caught on something that I'm trying to get away from but I just can't get ahead of it. My mouth is dry and tastes like dirt. I look up, and there's three humans standing over me looking down, their faces blurred, mumbling but I can't make out what they're saying. Then I realize I'm a$$ naked, covered in dirt, and my hand is caught in a leg hold trap, and these mothertruckers above me are deciding what to do about it. This was coupled with the realization that I was traveling as a coyote or wolf, got caught in their trap, and shifted back into human form while trapped, hence the nakedness.
SS, hope you don't wake up covered in blood after a full moon. Zero, I only sniff Fifi dogs and I don't eat my own poop. DosXX, that is truly one of the funnest movies ever.
