Thanks Obama

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Braap, Apr 28, 2016.

  1. Braap

    Braap Well-Known Member

    465
    Dec 1, 2014
    So lets make this tread about thanking our good president for stuff he obviously caused.

    For example: "My girlfriend dumped me for a sponger, thanks Obama."
    Another Example: "There hasn't been a good swell in two weeks. F00kin Obama."
     
  2. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

  3. Braap

    Braap Well-Known Member

    465
    Dec 1, 2014
    I love jenna marbles
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    approx 4% obamacare tax
    approx 2% additional payroll tax a couple yrs ago
    That's an additional 6% (at least) ripped out of my paycheck annually by my govt.

    When I pay more, moving forward, for the things that I already have, then it is my reasonable expectation to garner more of some asspect, be that higher quality service, more efficient processes, faster response times, et. al.

    The govt 'functions' on an inverted basis to this equation.
     
  5. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    During Christmas: No Santa at the mall. No Salvation Army bell ringers in front of Target.
    ...It's Obama's fault!
    My wetsuit boots smell like sh*t.
    ...It's Obama's fault!
     
  6. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Herb still illegal... Thanks OooOoooOoooooooBAMA
     
  7. Braap

    Braap Well-Known Member

    465
    Dec 1, 2014
    I got a tick on the bottom of the tip of my Peter. Thanks Obama
     
  8. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Thanks obama and all you asswipes in government that raise our taxes, steal our money however you can, preach to us that is against the law to resist and use the money to go to the population centers and buy votes from the uniformed with the promise of free shlt.
     
  9. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    so called affordable healthcare more than doubled my health insurance bill. it was more affordable before affordable health care. thanks obama you cock
     
  10. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    Just think of the savings you'll have if you get really sick under the Repugnitards plan.
    http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-...hose-pre-existing-conditions?cid=sm_fb_maddow

    "U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Paul Ryan called on Wednesday for an end to Obamacare’s financial protections for people with serious medical conditions, saying these consumers should be placed in state high-risk pools."

    The only thing good that came out of the ACA was that they couldn't dump you for reaching your life time limit or restrict you from getting care under the pre existing condition rule.

    I pay over $20,000 a year just to have insurance. I get a physical once a year. That's a hefty price just to get a finger in my arse and the "ol boys" fondled.
     
  11. CJsurf

    CJsurf Well-Known Member

    Apr 28, 2014
    Thanks Obama for making my health insurance cost a lot more and cover almost nothing. I really liked the health insurance I had before you decided you knew better and decided I should pay more so other people could get a free ride. I didn't need the extra $10,000 I spent on healthcare last year anyway for things like my kids college education.
     
  12. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Wow, I feel lucky. Since Obama has been in office my life has actually gotten better, not worse. Nothing he did caused this I don't think, it's just a coincidence. I feel bad for some of youse. How can it be so different from person to person? My health insurance through work is rather cheap. My taxes a little higher, but the more you make the more they take, and I make more than I did 10 years ago so that makes sense. I do get less back on my taxes since I've gotten married, but that's about all I can complain about.
     
  13. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    Thanks for the National Defense Authorization Act. Taking away more if our rights. Thanks for giving ISIS the greenlight to invade Benghazi. Thanks for all the dead drone children. Thanks for the free cell phone. Thanks for cleaning up the water and rebuilding our infrastructure. Thanks for securing the borders. Thanks for the TTP.
    Thanks for health care that's cheaper than my phone bill:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3BxX5KP9yAg
    Thanks for not putting boots on the ground in Syria.
    Thanks for the $500 fine for not having health insurance.
     
    Last edited: Apr 29, 2016
  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Thanks for allowing Wolves to be delisted Obama.
     
  15. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2011
    There isn't enough time in the day break down this perfect example of ignorance....
     
  16. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    Then take 1-2 minutes to refute just one thanks givin.
    Just one.
     
  17. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    After I eat a McRib, I can literally sheet my pants, thanks Obama
     
  18. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2011
    K...I'll bite.

    Boots on the ground in Syria? So I assume both you and Stank are currently enlisted? I hope so and you're not just a couple chicken-hawks, ready to put someone else's life one the line for something that poses no direct threat to the U.S.

    Obama gave the Green Light for Benghazi? Sh1t, I'll even do you a favor and concede he did, so what? 2 people died, working in a hostile enviroment. I wonder why you get so upset about that, yet I don't hear criticize GW for "allowing" and then not doing a thing when the U.S.S. Cole was attacked, killing 17 American sailors. Or why don't you castigate Reagan, for ignoring the warnings about the attack on Beirut, killing 241 Marines. And what was his retaliation, pulling every American soldier out the next day. What a show of strength huh...Point is, Yes, Benghazi was a terrible tragedy; however, if you have any knowledge of American foreign policy what so ever, you understand it has been quite overblown and isn't worth hundreds more American lives.

    TTP....can't argue with you there fellas, in the words of Lord Trump, "what a bad deal"

    Healthcare...obstructionism working to a tee. I don't think that is arguable, just my opinion though. Let's please remember, Obama ran his whole first campaign on the premise of providing govt subsidized healthcare. Last I checked, he won both elections. So, why does everyone act like no one in America wants Obamacare? And don't tell me he did this and everything else he wanted via Executive Order, every president has. In fact, he is still 60 executive order behing GW and 150 behind old Ronnie Reagan.

    Water and the Infrastructure...not sure how you want him to fix this without raising taxes? Cut Defense? How do you propose we do it? Cut Obamacare? Or let's think about it this way. The 2 ways I see to pay for these things are: an energy revolution spearheaded by the US or borrow it. So Obama has tried to subsidize new energy, some have worked some haven't. (Solyndra didn't/Tesla did) But either way he is getting fought every step of the way. Natural Gas is the only one he doesn't get fought on, but anyone with common knowledge of physics understand gas is just a stepping stone to an actually clean/renewable energy. So unless you want to send your tax dollars that way, it ain't gonna happen. The other option, Bernie is proposing is we borrow it. Which if you are aware of the current interest rates, makes perfect sense. Because, if we don't borrow it now or find a way to fix it now, we will just be passing the bill to the next generation with a higher interest rate.
    I guess we could privatize it, but then instead of paying taxes you might just find yourself paying tolls, either way...you pay.

    There's a start, I look forward to your rebuttal fellas. And I only ask one thing. Please, let me know what candidates you support (or party). I only ask to try and see where your values lie and also because I would hope you guys actually stand for something and don't just ride the fence pointing fingers at everyone else, that's too easy of a stance. But I doubt that is the case.

    Also, I would like you to know I didn't vote for Obama the second time; but, not for any of the reasons you've suggested.

    Sorry for the rant and any errors, pre-gaming before Sunfest! Catch you later guys!
     
    Last edited: Apr 29, 2016
  19. Braap

    Braap Well-Known Member

    465
    Dec 1, 2014
    woah woah woah. ladies and gentleman. I don't like the government any more than yall do. Having paid the penalty for not having insurance, I dont like it either. However, this tread is a joke, not a d!ck. Don't take it so hard ladies and gentleman.
     
  20. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

    571
    Feb 24, 2015
    You guys care way too much about this sh!t like anyone in the effing white house is doing anything except putting a face to a concept that's beyond physical perception. Thanks Obama.