Most Goode way to learn decent Spanish

Hire a bunch of illegals to teach you?

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Immersion.

Or, chica gf.

Or, go to the DR a few times to surf & then you'll have picked up enough whore bar espanol to get yourself into & out of trouble.

 

Rosetta Stone b*tch!

 

I would just get a goode phrase book.

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say-no rapido por favor-soy Espanol es no bueno-often, then learn the words bano, playa, beber, comida, ur a good gringo now.

or go over to barry cuda's house and have him teach you the differences btwn. masculinity and femininity.

 

My kids are using Rosetta Stone for Spanish, French, and Chinese. I highly recommend it.

 

I personally have never used it so IDK, just throwing it out there is all. I just get high and go associate with Spanish people, I pick up things here and there. If I need help I always have my wife to translate for me.

 

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^ haha.

como se dice. then let them laugh at you as you try to roll your "r"s. I have found most will appreciate your effort and the comic relief.

 

Donde esta la playa - Where is the beach
Que hondas - Whats good
Joder Donald Trump - Fvck Donad Trump

Should be goode with that

 

if you have to ask, you cant afford it

 

Puerto Rican hookers are cheaper than Rosetta Stoned. And you can get a happy ending after your lesson.

 

Borrow a Spanish 1 textbook from your kid's school, or find out what they use and buy one on amazon.

 

Date a Hispanic girl, aka "marry a dictionary". If you've never done so before, do yourself the favor. You'll wind up learning a lot more than the language, srsly

 

Haha classic

 

Just smile and say yes to everything. It's universal.