You call her an acquired taste? [video=youtube;VrmKRbl9vXw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrmKRbl9vXw[/video]
Do you *seriously* want to get rid of her? Because in all honesty, it sounds like you don't. But if you really do, then be like Static Cling. Call her several times a day. Text her incessantly. Tell her how much you love her and need her in your life, and that you often get really afraid because you don't know what you'd do to yourself if you didn't have her in your life. Talk to her about making wedding plans. I'd give her 2-3 weeks before she hits the door running. Or starts seeing someone else. God, do I have to teach you guys everything?
That's good stuff! Also, take her out to a really nice dinner and leave the wallet at home. If she doesn't leave you, atleast you get some lobsta and filet mignon
Normally I'd agree with you Scobes...but I respectfully disagree on this one. Why? If you start acting like a "bad boy", I can promise that you will never get rid of her. For some reason, most chicks seem to dig that. They get all fatal and clingier. Been through this dozens of times. For a primer, see "Bedazzled" with Brendan Fraser. Watch closely the scene where the Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) grants him his wish to "be the most sensitive guy ever" so he can win his Lady Love. It is the most sickeningly funny scene ever, with the girl predictably leaving him on the beach so she can go chug tequila shots with a bunch of beach volleyball players. Funny.
Right, and your stupid burlesque thread is the cream of the crop. You act like a F'ing teenager that's never seen a set of tits except for the porno mag you stole from Dad. What a joke. Hey, can you ask for more pics of a woman? You NEVER do that. Make sure your wife is present, I'm sure she really digs your prepubescent immature habits. A married guy who's addicted to porn and gets no ass at home. Hahaha loser
That movie is classic! Last time I was home, in AC, I ran into Chaz at Haven in the Golden Nugget. He was talking to people at the door, but I was drunk, up 2400 & Didn't give a fvck. Yelled out "SONNNNNY!!" and waved the three fingers at him! He left his people and chatted it up for a minute. Stand up guy, he actually lived in scobeyville, too!
Wourde. I ran in to him at Del Friscos in NYC... I actually saw A Bronx Tale on Broadway a few months earlier. I told him I loved it and he bought me and my chick a bottle of wine. Really cool dude
Clem's ? is an important one. Just keep tappin' that azz...only you can buy the ring. Don't give in... Unless she gives up the stink hole, then she's a keeper or a nutcase. Scobey, you know anyone out there that needs a roommate? I'm ready to head west, young man.
Does she: Cook? Clean? Go down regularly? Rock yoga pants? If yes to all 4, you have found the one. Put a ring on it, travel your asses off, then realize you need to plant roots somewhere so she can start popping out kids. And before you know it, you're a pirate looking at 40, saying wtf just happened to the last 15 years... True story
