What surfboard should I get?

fvck outta here with this schitttttt.

 

We dont need any more surfers or people in FL GTFO.

 

Recommend getting a custom shape you should spend between 1500-2000 on your first board. Support local business

 

An 18 foot by 7 inch Roy dragon peenis wooden hydrofoil model for 13 million

 

If you can't afford the Roy Dragon, head over to Costco

 

Alright Fellers, I go away for a week and you guys are crappin all over te new guy. Would someone please bring me up to speed? I think I need to post a hello tread!

 

Hey man, there is no use trying to reason with these dudes. They are out for blood and by responding directly to them you play right into their hand. If you really want to contribute to the forum, spend some time just reading posts, use the search tool, and get aquainted with the culture on here.

After some time come back with a new nickname and try again. Gotta give respect to get respect. Thats a great lesson for in and out of the water.

If you want to avoid another firestorm, and you think of a thread you want to post, search for it. Then search a couple more times. The question you are about to ask has prob been answered dozens of times. Its disrespectful to the forum to post a generic question when a quick search can yeild all the info you need.

Peace

 

always tie yer legge rope to your closest foot .

 

Skyoz s intro post has been locked down. Is this a first time an intro post has been locked up before noon??
Setting a new standard!!

 

They don't make Hello Threads the way they use to

 

no there has been a lot that have i cant remember whos hello thread went on for 30pages before getting locked. it was classic

 

I'd recommend a legge rope on each foot, just to be safe

 

Why stoppe there? It's called a leash for a reason! I always wear a third one around my necke!

 

Just three? I wear one on each arm as well. Five total. You never know when an unexpected leash knotte failure can end your day early. Your life depends on it.

 

Smart! ^^^

 

I think some one came out with a self deploying anus airbag or am I on the wrong site? I know it has a leash

 

Don't forget the c0ck leash too!

 

whats marriage got to do with it?