What air should I do?

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  1. crindlefish

    crindlefish Well-Known Member

    332
    Apr 23, 2015
    Hello,
    I just began sarfbortin and I ride a 3'11" Wavestorm Pro bort. I live on the gulf coast of Turkmeinistan and we have a swelling of the seas coming. Before I pedal out into the order, I need advise. What air should I try to do? I can stand up on a bort on the land when I try to, and I am 6'2 320. I was thinking that an air reverse is no style anymore, so should I do a rodeo flip to get a sponsor and be a puss magnet?
    Thanks.
     
  2. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Just be safe when you try that maneuver. So wear a condom.
     

  3. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    I would go for an air out of a plane. no parachute. let us know how it goes
     
  4. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Suck Barry's d!ck.
     
  5. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    he old. it don't work
     
  6. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    omg [​IMG]this air.....
     
  7. crindlefish

    crindlefish Well-Known Member

    332
    Apr 23, 2015
  8. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Invent one and call it the crindlefish.
     
  9. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
  10. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    I prefer fresh fish
     
  11. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    180 and no more turn than that
     
  12. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
  13. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    too much bro they want 15 a 6pac f tat
     
  14. chainey

    chainey Well-Known Member

    50
    Dec 30, 2013
    silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.
     
  15. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    try the breath air!
     
  16. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    It all depends on moisture and pressure.
     
  17. crindlefish

    crindlefish Well-Known Member

    332
    Apr 23, 2015
    That's my goal for the summer
     
  18. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Shave ur armpits to be more aero dynamice
     
  19. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    i shave my chest before every session and after for more slide
     
  20. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    It's aboot sniffing glue, and walking the beach on a deserted winter's day. Getting lost in your glue-enhanced thoughts, as you purposely wander the sands searching for nothing and anything. Scanning the horizon, looking for England, as the cold sand blows down the beach with each and every northerly gust. It's feeling the wind whip in your face, fresh and clean, as you tighten the draw strings of your Volcom* hooded sweatshirt.

    It's aboot walking through dunes and trails pretending you are in Northern California, before surfing some foggy 3 foot, ice cold, glass. Scouting for wayward NW hippy chicks over the dune line, and hoping there ain't some rogue white shark, who shunned North Florida, cruising around looking for them New Jersey winter-time seals.

    It's aboot huffing gasoline, and fishing off a heroic jetty looking for winter flounder (is that cool, fishy guys help me out?) , and staring at the town across the inlet from where you are perched. Just staring, looking fantastic in your new Zip-up Volcom* hoodie your mom got you for Christmas.