LONGBOARD tried one WTF!

What kinda board would you be?

 

I was thinking the same thing. Didnt that guy go on and on about wanting a grovelor for 1-2 foot summer slop?

 

Classic longboard contest rules the board had to be at least 3 ft longer than rider with a minumum of 9 ft.

 

Yup, he had that $1,100 groveler made by Proctor that he sold off to some poor schmuck and then got another groveler, a puddle jumper if i'm not mistaken, and now he's onto the LB, all in a matter or like 7-10 days lol

 

And Roy doesnt approve of noseriding or unnecessary manuevers so he wont tell yu to get a longboard noseryder

 

+1 If you're not going straight down the line like a statue you're doing it wrong he says

 

Well the wave count probably went way up once he started riding that lb

 

Roy is the PT Barnum of surfboard design

 

Like a kid a selling a glass of lemonade for 10 dollars a glass he knows he aint got to sell but one

 

So get the million dollar artist rendition of an olo by Mr royboy that would help your surfing

 

As Mr Barnum said, there's an ass for every seat.

 

I needed a nice new chunk of foam , so i got a 9 3 yater blank from us blanks should get some float outa that since im only 135 pounds anyway.Using RR epoxy and 4 oz cloth Yeah im gonna be hawkin some sup ryders

 

I hate longboarders .... if im not riding a longboard that is.

 

EPS, I hope.

My recommendation would be to put down an extra 3/4 patch on the deck.

 

What about DRONE TOW ,a bunch of drones with lines attached to yer sup to drag yu around like a kite surfer

 

You have anger issues, zaGaffer.

Somebody's not getting a Christmas card this year...

 

No not eps

 

Still have the venting problems with the eps xps foam and why would yu need it on a longboard anyway

 

I like some weight on a longboard, your going for down the line speed , trimming and noseridin

 

My 9 3 weighs 25 pounds a little heavy but it glides