More Medical Advise Needed- Hyperactive Gag Reflex

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by seldom seen, Jul 1, 2016.

  1. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    All of which you are about to read is true, and y'all mothertruckers better read this. I don't care if you think it's boring, I need help. I've been debating on posting this for a while, but maybe some good ole' medical talk is just what we need.

    Let me predicate this questionne with some background info. I've dealt with a lot of gross **** in my day, draining the juice from days old bait barrels whilst smelling greasy diesel fuel, maggots covering the entirety of a 43' boat from bow to stern(after a tote of horseshoe crabs rotted for a week, boat was down). And I had a system, breath in through mouth, out through nose...when the going got real gross, I'd envision myself swimming in a pool of citrus fruits, drinking the juice, absorbing the acidity, and I'd keep the gags at bay.

    Fast forward to last wintre. I'm sitting here at work, probly just finishing up a post on swellinfo.com. And I see this stupid ass article published by those limey Brit focks over at 'I fu*king Love Science'. Article said if you smoke too much herb, it can make you dry heave and gag. My initial reaction, nah, no way. But then I began to think, man, can this really be true? Do I smoke that much of the green?

    Well, for the past year, I've really been struggling...If I think of mayonaise(sp?), I gag. When I do the kitty litter, I gag. Wet cat food? Gag. And sometimes it's to the point where I puke up my coffee. Phin killed/got sprayed by a skunk tuesday morning. Puked all over the focking deck.

    It's totally psychological I think. I lost my ability to abide in my pool of citrus fruits. When I'm cleaning the litter, I'll be like, 'ok, dive in the pool'. I'll dive in, then my next thought is clump of litter in your mouth!!!

    I think in my mind I cling, I focus on the grossness, look at the textures of turds.

    Did I blow a fuse in my brain? Or have I just somehow done this to myself?

    Also, as a symbolic gesture to the gods, when my girl's water broke, I tasted the amniotic fluid to combat the hyperactivity.
     
  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Now I am gagging! How does that work, you just say, "Hey doc, give me a shot of that, no chaser!"
     

  3. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    When I brush my teeth, if I brush too far back on my tongue, I almost hurl every time! Guess I would make a bad ghey!
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Now I just puked
     
  5. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Could be psychological, or could be neurological.

    Does your heart start to race at all? Do you feel other signs of anxiety? If you look at the offensive object, are you subconsciously saying, "OMG, what if I puke?" This type of Omg what if thought wakes up your brains fear center, it then releases a chemical in your bloodstream that diverts the blood from your GI tract instantly, into your arms and leg muscles so you can survive. This may leave you feeling queasy. It causes your heart to speed up, breathe more shallow, opens up the pupils, moves blood out of the head into your arms and legs, all so you survive.

    It makes you feel queasy and yucky though, if you aren't busy running from the tiger. The cure is to participate in Cognitve Behavioral Therapy to identify and retrain your thoughts, and to practice relaxation exercises. Google it, maybe you can self treat.

    My first thought is go see your PCP and ask if you should see a neurologist, or even an ENT

    Oh, and Mom says, "Quit smoking dope!" You got a kid now to set and example for :)
     
  6. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    You should probably smoke more.
     
  7. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    God Seldom,
    you going to need to get that fixed before the baby gets any older. Things are going to get serious in the diaper soon enough. There can be like whole blue berries and such in there.
     
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    See man I knew I could take this to you guys and Betty.

    Stanky a vacation if definitely in need, even if just a quick 6 hour one to the inner realms.

    Gaffer you are absolutely right...never enough. And I can't believe I let those scurvy laden pricks get in my head like that.

    Betty, I do need to get an overall check-up. I'm hoping this is more of an issue of me clinging to gross-ness in my mind.

    Peajay, I gotta say, I'm fearing the diapers I will encounter in the future.

    Sniffer, thanks homie, I appreciate the advise.

    Have a great weekend you ne'er do wells!

    [video=youtube;ACZlRD9neVY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACZlRD9neVY[/video]
     
  9. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    What quality of herb are you burning? What method do you use?
     
  10. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    In medicine, when a patient presents with unexplainable symptoms, a quick look at all medicines is of first order, after a complete family or medical history. Most practitioners then stop ALL meds (if possible, without causing harm) to allow for the body to clear everything out.
    Clear it our, seldom. And I do not mean for a couple of hours, but more likely a couple of weeks (body fat absorbes and retains many compounds and acts as a reservoir for substances so you need time to clear). After an appropriate time spell, then make decisions, and rechallenge your senses to see if you react in similar fashion.
    Sobriety is a high in itself.
    You have my best wishes for an easy resolution to your dilemma.
     
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  11. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    "Moist practitioners"-- where does one find this most interesting expert?
     
  12. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    you are not smoking enough weed, i advise more weed.
     
  13. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Ah yes, the old loaded diaper trick. You will be begging for mercy at the very smell of it. What's even better is, your kid will be laughing at you while you hunker down.
    My suggestion is smoke more blueberry lush.
     
  14. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    [video=youtube;NhSvQLweKD4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhSvQLweKD4[/video]
     
  15. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Sorry...a true typo....should be "most". I corrected it.
     
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  16. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  17. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    But be careful to be balanced in what you read and where:

    "Despite more than 30 years of clinical research, only a small number of randomized, controlled trials have been conducted on smoked cannabis. These trials were short term and involved a total of ~300 patients. Results of these trials indicate… substantially better alternatives than smoked cannabis are available to treat patients with glaucoma or chemotherapy-induced nausea and vomiting."
    AMA

    My view is that a LARGE (patient numbers) double-blind, randomized clinical study is required before recommendations are made. And it really should be done. Marijuana for nausea? Meh, for me: NOT. MArijuana for fun: Absolutely.
     
  18. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    I had an issue like this about 20 years ago. Mine was yawning, over and over like 200 times a day. Anything would make me yawn. I know yawning can be pleasurable but this was the most annoying thing i had ever gone through. I even got tmj and a lock jaw like condition from it. I finally determined it started from smoking too much, not marijuana but tabacco. I guess my body felt like i was getting tired because i wasnt getting enough oxygen and was making me yawn. The more I thought about it the more I yawned. The answer was to stop smoking as much, stop thinking about it and let it go away on its own. It finally did but took almost a month.
     
  19. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Mom/Grandma, now 84, lost her much of her vision due to glaucoma. She is also a very negative, anxiety-filled person. Fusses over almost everything. Been that way much of her life. If a little cannabis in Granny's Krsipy Kremes might've helped to mitigate any of this, what's to lose?

    If I or my loved ones were suffering from cancer and its treatment, I certainly would not rule out the use of marijuana.
     
  20. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    No matter how "senile" you believe me to be, I am much more intelligent, better educated than you could ever even dream to be. You see, I go by evidence, not by your subjective anecdotal lack of evidence mentality.
    And, importantly, I am much better looking than you. All this makes me a lot happier as well.
    Now, go forth and be miserable.