O Adnim, Most August of Mods*, Prease Excuse

Dude, it's so ghey...I managed to avoid it until 4 years ago or so, when I found myself a bachelor againe and realized I may be able to use it to catch some clams.

 

Gaffer I saw that Kai Lenny downwind SUP vid and honestly thought the same...if that foil sh!t works like it did in the video, I could ride open water swell moving E to W in the Long Island Sound.

 

I guess the oar would be a good conduit for the hate to flow. Gaffer man, I'm over here trying to find Michael JR's goodbye post to no avail...

 

Duuude I thought me might've even had two...I could be wrong, but I think he tweaked hard.

Also, Austin, Bill wants to know if you could lift the ban on Riley Martin.

 

A message from Willhelm

"When Trump loses in November (If he doesn't America has finally become the most intellectually void nation in the first world) Clinton should placate him by making him Secretary of Twitter.

Or since Trump likes Eastern Europe so much (YUCK), he can call himself "Minister of Social Media."

I used to be active on a few message boards back in the day, and even I felt a bit douchey from it at times. This guy's running for president, and sounds worse than I do after 10-shots of vodka.

The dude doesn't even know the difference between "there," "their," and "they're." And his insult game is weak. Totally unsophisticated and juvenile. I'd rather debate MIS-13, and I'd rather have his dreams of anarchy come true than have Trump as president."

"Go ahead.

Hey, tell that Austin guy to lift Micah bans on Riley Martin. Ah, but you guys seem to really have a happy family going on there these days.

Kid Rock's even going aboot life without anyone bothering him. So maybe I'll let y'all be, especially during the political season. Though I haven't been drinking much.

Hey, that's an actual job(Austin)? Like, he makes a living monitoring a surf predictin' website message board? Oh Lord, my ship sailed on by.....

Oh, Shredmachine was Charles Taylor. Though, NJSM did talk aboot the Ventnor Pier. No one but South Jersey people know of the Ventnor Pier. It's a very nondescript place. Hey, it's ok on bigger swells, maybe.

You have to fight on message boards. It's what keeps them alive. We were just doing our "jobs." Really, that guy's career is monitoring message boards?? Nah ??? FRFR ???

 

Perfect timing just got back. You da man Gaff.