Dumbest thing you've every heard in the water...

A dude with a thick NY accent talking to his buddy about going to see a double header the day before...

"I said... gimme two beahs, two dogs, and to pro-gramms. I'll be hea owll day."

 

"I can't swim."

 

You saw Frost in the water?

 

I saw 2 or 3 frat guys pick a fight with an old guy fishing on crystal pier last fall. He was up there just minding his business and they insisted on being right under the pier and messing with his line. Usually I side with the surfer in this situation, and i'm talking 99.9% of the time, but it was tiny out, they were on foamies, and they were being obnoxious as sh*t. He looked like he lived a pretty hard life, and certainly earned the right to a little space to fish.

They end up getting in a yelling match, cursing up a storm at each other, and the poor old man finally got fed up and left. The frat assholes went in like 10 minutes later after they were sure he was gone. The acted like they had won some kind of battle or something.

I was disgusted. As hard as I tried to not let it bother me all that negativity def brought down my session.

 

HAHAHAHA got me crackin up on that one!

 

I love watching people get stocked off the ocean in between waves...kids all happy, adults acting like kids, everyone getting smashed(by waves not alcohol) huge smiles even though they're kookin' the fock out...

well, one day last year I saw a similar frat boy type, boston accent, cursing up a storm in the water and how do I say, like, fighting waves kinda...kept cursing really loud. I mean, I have a vile mouth at times, and I know it's not a family restaurant, but this guy was really obnoxious. I wanted to take his scalp, like, bad. But I just paddled away.

Not the dumbest thing I've heard in da wata, but HH made me think of it. I fkn hate frat boys.

 

Guy: Dude, something just hit my leg, I think it was a dolphin! Me: If a dolphin hit your leg, you would know it. It was probably a bluefish or small striper.

 

Last winter This guy o paddled out right in front of me and asked " Is this a good wave spot?"

 

This is just on my mind because i heard it a few weeks ago:

guy and girl both take off near the peak at the same time and get cross up as soon as they get to their feet her heading left, him heading right.

Her:

"GOING LEFT! IM GOING LEFT! IM GOING LEFT!" at the top of her (ample) lungs.

Him: (inaudible)

They collide and paddle back out

Her (so loud at least 30 nearby surfers nearby are subjected):

"YOU'VE GOT A SMALL PEN!S! SMALL PEN!S! MISOGENIST with a SMALL PEN!S YOU CALLED ME A B!TCH! IT"S NOT MY FAULT I SURF BETTER THAN YOU DO" This went on and on.....

 

A kid asking me if I surf in contests. Ummm kid I am not sure what contests you watch but they ain't letting me in.

 

Go to an ESA event this summer. If you have a credit card, your in. Into a conteste wiht 2 foot onshore conditions, that is.

 

After almost getting my head taken off by an 18-20 something year old SUP'er, I told him to "move it on down the beach and away from me, he said "I was here first". I replied, "Actually, no you weren't dipsh*t, I was the first one on the beach this morning, first one in the water, and first one to notice your dumb ass struggling to stand on that thing. Now move it down the beach before "someone" get's hurt.

This is one of many occasions where i find a peak all by myself and have it dialed in for hours only to have some f*cknut with codependency issues come strolling down the beach of open peaks to park it right on top of me, the only guy around. This aggression will not stand...

 

The ol' pack mentality. I always want to say "Just becasue I'm getting some 50 ft. away from where you're sitting doesn't mean the waves are better where I am, it means you don't surf enough!". But, I don't really talk to people while I'm surfing so if they paddle over I casually catch every decent wave that comes through, leaving them with nothing.

 

Yeah, depends on my mood, sometimes I'll make sure they don't get any waves or at least make it a hassle, other times it's not worth the energy and I just paddle as far down the beach as I can till they are out of range. Sometimes it's just not worth ruining the good vibe after a couple solid hours of surfing.

 

Kid on the inside getting a beating and it looked like he wasn't even trying to get back out. I got a wave and paddled back out by him and he asked me if I had seen his Iphone. He had it in some waterproof case and was tucking it inside the leg on his shorty. Not sure how it ended up for him, but I was rooting for the ocean to eat the phone.

 

"Party Wave", as they drop in on me

 

wow. that is really dumb.