Gary Johnson Town Hall

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  1. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    I'm Running for Prez in 4 years. I can win this thing because:
    I smoke weed so I'll have the Bernie/GJ crowd on my side.
    I own lots of firearms so I have the NRA in my pocket.
    I'm a convicted felon so I'm just like 90% of all the other politicians.
    I know the difference between ILLEGAL immigrants and those who come here LEGALLY.
    I'm going to build a wall between North and South Jersey.
    Cops will be required to live where they police. So if no one in Camden, NJ wants to be a cop, then Camden aint gonna have no police.
    BLM will be deported to Liberia and Somalia.
    I'm gonna pretend to be friends with Russia and the other old Soviet countries so we can get their oil resources.
    Then we pull out of the Middle East and watch Israel and the Arab countries duke it out.
    All members of the Federal gov't must smoke weed. It'll mellow them out.
    Term limits and no pensions for politicians. They gotta go back to work like the rest of us.
    Everyone over 18 goes in the military for 3 years. Especially rich kids. Sense of entitlementwill go out the window real fast. All these new draftees will be responsible for guarding schools, airports, train stations, subways, ports, sporting venues, special events, and concerts so the little brats don't have to fight in an overseas war.
    Yes, I will profile Muslims.
    Our inner-cities must be rebuild. Bring back manufacturing/jobs. Some (Detroit) are beyond repair. They will become "Escape from New York" style prisons.
    Upon taking my oath, I get to beat the f@ck out of Chris Christie.
    This is called the NOYA platform.
     
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Chavez for Prez!!!!!
     

  3. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Oh yeah, on the state of our schools, health care, and the economy, I'll just like listen to you guys on here for advice.
     
  4. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    wow ur fukin crazy dude I been reading ur rants and my heads about to fall off.first off I support trump lol,il be voting trump,what I'm saying u and archy got everything twisted about his "policies" like hes going to really change stuff.

    there wont be a wall built.we're not taking jobs back from china,that I can positively assure you.now I have no problem with that,i don't like trump for his crazy antics I like him cause hes a boss and knows what hes doing.he doesn't know global affairs,but he knows how to run a business and that's what Amerikkka is.do u know why everyone says he's an azzhole?because he is!!every boss is an a hole,u cant talk to them unless ur on their level,which none of us are.

    everytime trump fowls up I think its hilarious,he always handles it as a g.his bodyguards pushing down ladies and shyt,i support that,u want to get all up and close to the future president,fuk off.or talkin shyt to megan Kelly,that was funny.

    but ur whole "hes gonna kick out the mehicans" thing aint going to work lol.

    and that whole Vietnam thing,im not even going to start on that,but not cool man.not cool
     
  5. backside hack

    backside hack Well-Known Member

    315
    Apr 4, 2012
    Aight yo whatevs. Glad we can count on your vote.

    Btw. No sane person thinks he's gonna kick out all illegals. I never said that.
     
  6. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    I'm wit you. fuk political correctness.
    [video=youtube;Nv3ztlYPa1A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv3ztlYPa1A&index=222&list=WL[/video]
     
  7. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    It's not just political correctness. I personally don't give a fuk about PC.

    It's about sounding retarded. I do give a fuk if the commander and chief sounds like a complete fuking moron.

    And he doesn't sound like a "thug." He just sounds stupid
     
  8. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    If you don't care that he sounds like a moron, then why are you always commenting that he sounds like a moron?
     
  9. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    That's a little harsh BSHack. The family members of mine who are voting for Hitlary are just brainwashed TV watchers who will deny any info that is not mainstream. I don't hate them for it or hold it against them, I just feel sorry for them.
     
  10. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Read it again. I said I DO care if he sounds like a moron..
     
  11. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Were I you, I would hate them. And why not?? They are voting to put you in chains. Hate away!!!
    Join the Dark Side!!!
     
  12. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    It's called reading for comprehension. Archy's just going rouge againe.

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  13. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    Actually, the Mexican deportations/building the wall/anything immigration related he will have a lot of executive power to make happen. The other stuff is harder getting the other branches to agree. Immigration can be changed by a president. I hope it happens but I don't like the abuse of executive power. It's a tough one because the country will save billions by enforcing current federal immigration law and not just letting illegal criminals go to run over a citizen or shoot them. Hopefully someone isn't afraid to offend people and do what is best for the actual CITIZENS of this country. I just fear Trump may try to abuse executive power in other areas.
     
  14. White Sea Ape

    White Sea Ape Well-Known Member

    595
    Dec 8, 2013
    VOTE for Trump you welfafe collecting hippy surfers ! grow Up and get a job, grow a beard, get some dirt under your nails and stop being pu$$ies !!! TRUMP 16-24
     
  15. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    My bad. I was kinda outta of it from a hard day at work and a few brews.
     
  16. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    No worry dude... Glad you got to enjoy a couple cold ones.
     
  17. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Thought you were gonna say #eatmyfuk.
     
  18. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Haha... Nah. I don't throw that out unless it's well deserved.
     
  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Respect.







    #9/12
     
  20. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    the thing about building the wall is,theres already a wall or fence there lol.mexicans are just smart ppl,u cant deny them that.theyll dig a damn tunnel under the border,turn a few 50gal drums into a coke smuggling submarine,they can do just about everything lol.i do agree tho that we need to get rid of some of them,not that I work a trade where one can replace me but theres plenty of other people that can use the jobs.

    ...and right now at 5:17pm live on the news someone is scaling trump tower.lol..