Dumbest thing you've every heard in the water...

walking to the surf early one morning I once overheard two crusty old bums discussing how they shared a prostitute the night before on the very bench they were still posted up on at sunrise, next to the 14th street pier. I specifically recall "man, you f**ked her so hard, I needed a cigarette after". Stay classy vb.

 

Man, some people just suck

 

Ok, I have another to share that was not in the line up. Was in line at the Dollar Tree (I know, I know). Trash behind me with her kid (prob 6 yrs old). The kid grabs something and asks if she can have it and the trash replies, No and tells her not to steal it. Then the trash proceeds to tell some other lady in line, when the kid was 4yrs old, how she stole a DVD from Walmart and how cute it was. I kept my mouth shut so I could just pay and get the F out. I wanted to turn around and explain to the trash, that is not cute.

 

Tell that b1tch to #eatmyfuk

 

At an ESA contest and a young female contestant asks a middle age guy what heat is currently in the water. The guy pries his camera from his face and says "the young womens". She opens her mouth with a puzzled look on her face and just shakes her head and moves on. He promptly takes a pic of her as she is walking away.

 

Me: mom can I go surf
Mom: didn't you just go yesterday
Me:
Mom:??

 

Problem is.....she just might do it!!!

 

o papa