Im Afraid of Spiders

hey Blast, have you been hitting the 'shine a little early brah?

 

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I was delivering pizza in SC during college. I went up to what I thought was the right address but turned out to be an abandoned house. I had long hair at the time and sometimes it would tickle my ear. I'm standing there and my "hair" keeps tickling my ear. I start to realize my hair was rubberbanded back and under a hat. It was dark but in the reflection on the glass door something doesn't look right. It comes into focus as I concentrate and I realize its a big gnarly yellow and black spider thats as big as my ear just chilling. I swat it off and do the thoroughly creeped out dance and scream at a pitch Mariah Carey would be jealous of. Once I collect myself I look at the porch and there's like 50 of these things just living there. Thats another reason the south isn't for me, the bugs are a$$holes.

 

A phobia of spiders is one of the most common fears people around the world have. Getting rid of spiders in the home therefore is often a priority for many home-owners. There are many DIY methods but I think calling a professional exterminator will be the best thing to get rid of spiders. However, if you have the CT pest control services regularly inspect your space you will not have to deal with any of the deadly pest infestation or inconvenience.

 

Ok, I got a good spider story. For the record, SS, I also hate spiders!

When I was 19, I got kicked out of my house because my parents' caught me smokin' the cheeba cheeba.
This dude I was getting herbs from had a friend with a house off of the Potomac River that let me move in.
I'm at the house alone one night, see this huge, hairy spider run across the floor and hide under a coat rack.
Freaked the hell out, I reach and open the foyer closet doors, see a hatchet sitting there and immediately grabbed it as my battle weapon to defeat the evil spider. I looked under the coat rack and saw its' big, beady eyes.
Hatchet in one hand, I grabbed a hold of the coat rack and lifted, the spider starts running. I unloaded with the hatchet, first swing was a miss. I yanked the hatchet to unlodge it from the foyer floor, wound up and went for a second swing, this time was a direct hit, chopped that huge predator right in two.
I slept good that night, knowing that I had destroyed the beast, but that was the last night I stayed in that house.
Hate big hairy spiders!!

 

Most recent nasty interaction: drove from beach to wendys (4 for $4 is a guilty pleasure) and when i got there i opened my door, turning the inside light on, and saw the passenger window perfectly covered in a web with an orange and black mfer chillin right in the middle. nastiest one i've ever seen alive. took a shoe, rolled the window down, smacked it out into the parking lot, took a big rock, hopefully he's in spider heaven rn. only prob was it was dark and i couldnt find him when i picked the rock up...

 

Came home one night from a night out with my wife. Getting ready for bed in the darkness, I took off my shoes next to the closet when I felt a small *zap* on my foot. Sick feeling in my stomach told me "scorpion". Turned on a light, and sure as sh1t that little bastard was right next to my shoe.

Grabbed the shoe and proceeded to beat the living sh1t out of the offender. Since it was on carpet, I guess I just stunned the crap out of it, but it was immobile and I was pissed so I decided that the only way to properly fvck this thing was to ignominiously flush it down the toilet like the useless turd it was.

So, the next morning, I get up to take my morning squat.

After a few seconds, I open my eyes and look down between my legs...ayup, El Senor Alacran was on the seat not far from Everything That I Hold Dear.

You never seen a grown man jump and scream so fast...all the while, I'm pissing all over myself, the walls, the floors, EVERYTHING. Like a fire hose.

So I've got my wet junk all hanging out and flapping around whilst I grab a shoe to literally obliterate this evil demon, and flush him again.

Thankfully, he didn't come back for a second encore.

Such are the trials and tribulations of living in the Southwest desert.

 

Lmao good sh*t dude!

 

Spiders aint sheet. Try those centipedes we have in Pennsylvania and New Jersey.

 

Got some big ones out back right now...

Thier bodies are about the size of a nickel or a dime.

They just kinda hang out in thier webs all night. Awaiting the unsuspecting victim.

I have been know to trick them by throwing a small piece of a stick into the web. They attache it in an instant. Then realize it's a decoy and throw it off.

 

Large spider just crawled onto my bed. My cat instantly pounced onto it and quickly ate it. Get a cat.

 

No bull shatt! I was removing a big spider from the counter at Dunkin' Donuts and it fell on the counter and a hundred babies fell out and just took off! I walked out pretty quick!

 

F Spiders, F em!

 

I like spiders. From a distance... I feed them grasshoppers. If I'm surprised by one though, I will scream like a little b!tch...

 

Got over snakes when my buddy handed me his 6 sumting ft boa. arachnophobia pretty much skrewed me on the whole spider thing. never got comfortable with those. that's why i keep a flamethrower at the house