Donald Trump potus 2016

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by White Sea Ape, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Aren't you in sales bro?
     
  2. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    damn I never knew that rfk was killed by a Palestinian,i always heard it was a mob hit.i wasn't alive in those days so

    u kno I see where everyone is coming from,we have every reason in the world to hate them.again,i do not support them or try to stand up for them.i know I do say some shyt that gets under ppls skin.in my eyes evil is evil,those fukers are evil,ppl that mess with kids are evil,ppl that kill to rob are evil,which some are blacks lol,some are whites lol.

    I'm just saying there are a few ok ones out there lol,i grew up with a lot of muslims,went to school with a lot of them..this was before 911 btw,and they were just always some smelly weird ppl,but u wouldn't think hey that kid might blow up the school or something.thinking about it now,they were probably ok because they were kids and not fully brainwashed yet,i never hung out with older muslims,and a majority of those that I did know where Egyptians,pakastanis,and Palestinians,turkish i don't believe I ever met anyone from Iraq,syria,libya

    I know I told this story before but il just share it again,when I was a kid,the neighbors kid yusef,like a 5 yr old kid was running around with a long kitchen knife.scariest shyt I ever seen,and theyr all yelling in Arabic and u have no clue what the fuks going on.they were Palestinians btw lol,but yea I can see that kid growing up to be an extremist
     

  3. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I don't know how "genuine" Trump's trip to Detroit was, and I don't really care. At this point, everything coming from both sides of the aisle is purely political show.

    But, at least he showed up. And that took some serious balls. Not for anything Trump has ever said or did against the African American community (because he hasn't), but because that very same community has been indoctrinated to both revile him, and blindly vote straight-ticket Democrat.

    Trump campaigning in Detroit is akin to Hildebeast showing up to a Klan rally in Birmingham...except she lacks the balls and conviction to actually show up.
     
  4. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Yeah I'm in sales, and have been for almost 20 years, so my BS meter is pretty solid, but even I can be sold I suppose. Like IBC, I understand the skepticism, and I still have some of that myself, but something tells me he isn't doing all this for the wrong reasons. He doesn't need this crap, he's got more money than he'll ever need. He could easily be sitting on an island somewhere sipping Mai Tai's.
     
  5. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    I'm with you. He doesn't need the money. Or the headaches that come with the job. I've been in sales that long as well and it seems almost too obvious that he's just trying to sell whatever audience is in front of him.

    In my opinion he just wants to be El Jefe and he'll do what ever he has to do to get there... He constantly talks about winning( when the polls wee in his favor, now he says they are BS)... I really think that's all he cares about...
    its like everyone forgets sh!t he said in the past just because he says something different now. I hope
    I'm wrong, but I reply don't think so
     
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    No doubt he is selling, and no doubt he is trying to win, can't blame him for that. No sense in running if you don't want to win. He's a businessman, and that won't change because he's running for president. He going to do what he has to do to win. It's campaigning, it's a required process to get in office. But I think once the election is over, he can stop selling and start getting things done.
     
  7. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    I hope so. I don't think he'll get the chance, but if he does I hope you're right.
     
  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Me too man, for all of our sakes. I didn't start out thinking this way btw
     
  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Same shiiiite, different rapper.... or, sugar water sounds more palatable for the kiddies :rolleyes:
     
  10. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    How can anyone not vote for The Don at this point...?!?!

    2016 Trump Hyuga Pro Longboard October 7-10 in Hyuga, Japan.....the man knows what sports to sponsor, he's way ahead of the curve. Int'l statesmanship, and allla dat....
     
  11. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  12. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    There. That settles it. Dude sponsors surfin contests. What the heck sport does Billary sponsor? Perhaps water sports, but not the right ones...

    Shoot. Once he's elected Pres, we could have a new naming setup for storms.

    Awesome
    Belmar
    Crusher
    Deathbombs
    .
    .
    .
    and the current one...
    HUUUUUGE

    Alright, all y'all sittin up on that fence. Get with the program. Do we want water sports with Billary and Humma, or the real deal with the Orange One.

    Next storm comin up will be Hurricane Insane-o.

    That's what I'm talkin aboot!

    Now get out there and

    VOTE TRUMP!

    We could even have Alana Blanchard as Sec of the Dept of Posterior.

    Get with it y'all!

    Thx, yankee.

    :cool:
     
    Last edited: Sep 4, 2016
  13. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    You want THIS...

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    or... No F***in way I'm puttin a Billary butt pic up here.

    Don't wanna be responsible for the irreparable damage to i-Phone 12s all over the planet.
     
  14. PintailDonkey

    PintailDonkey Well-Known Member

    229
    May 4, 2016
    You lying ass. He wasn't Muslim... He was born Christian, was baptist and seventh day Adventist as an adult... and was never Muslim... Wait for it, wait for it... More twisted facts and race baiting from Yank.
     
  15. PintailDonkey

    PintailDonkey Well-Known Member

    229
    May 4, 2016
    We agree on that!!!
     
  16. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Proposed new Cabinet level positions:
    Some Depts could or may be changed.
    Challengers to any of these positions can and will be considered via bench offs or dance offs

    Department of State
    Yankee
    Would rep the USA better than anyone

    Department of the Treasury
    Barry
    Knows his dinero

    Department of Defense
    Kidde Rocque
    Knows his history and wouldn't back down

    Department of Justice
    Cep
    Knows what's up on the streets

    Department of the Interior, redesignated the Posterior
    Alana Blanchard
    For obvious reasons

    Department of Agriculture
    Seldom
    For his knowledge of Hydroponics

    Department of Commerce
    Betty
    This dept contains NOAA

    Department of Labor
    U2B
    He just had a kid

    Department of Health and Human Services
    Riley Martin
    He knows his meds

    Department of Housing and Urban Development
    Bogeton Wolftucks
    He understands the underside of boardwalks

    Department of Transportation
    rcarter
    For his skatin skills

    Department of Energy
    stankasaurus
    He's got energy

    Department of Education
    Gaff
    For his voluminous knowledge of surfin

    Department of Veterans Affairs
    White Sea Ape
    He started this party, and I think he'd look out for my fellow vets

    Department of Homeland Security
    nynj
    A baby with a stogie will keep them ISIS F***ers at bay


    The following positions currently have the status of Cabinet-rank:

    White House Chief of Staff
    Kahuna KAI
    He's our lawyer

    Environmental Protection Agency
    Archy
    Knows his stuff here

    Office of Management & Budget
    metard
    His Photoshop skills to show all the $$$ we're haulin in

    United States Trade Representative
    Mr. Belmar
    He could share with the planet the awesomeness of The Belmar

    United States Mission to the United Nations
    Me
    I'd close down the UN and go surfin

    Council of Economic Advisers
    DP
    He sells frigerators to eskimos

    Small Business Administration
    Spicoli
    Can start a thriving business out of a handful of dust

    Later, y'all

    :cool:
     
  17. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Sh*t yeah! Well done bro
     
  18. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Can I nominate DP-SUP as Press Secretary....? Man is on his game when it comes to global press!


    Tremendous post ibc
    :cool:
     
  19. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Lol Thanks Yank
     
  20. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    He was of Jordanian descent, born in Palestinian Jerusalem. Although living most of his life in the US, he remained Jordanian.

    Why don't you tell everybody here the reason why Sirhan assassinated Bobby Kennedy?

    It was because of Kennedy's strong support of Israel over his Arab brethren. Historians all agree that Kennedy's killing was the first example of political violence tied to the Israeli/Arab conflict.

    I don't care if you're Christian, Baptist, Muslim or Athiest...this is an example of Terrorism.

    Definition of Terrorism: the use of violence and intimidation for political aims.

    Sorry if that doesn't fit your limp flaccid agenda, Pinhead Jackass. You will always have your Safe Space to run to.