Surfer Found Dead at RC's

So true, Barry. It catches up with us 35 yrs later. That coulda easily been me. Make the most of the days.

 

We celebrate you Barry Rubel

Peace to you and your family Barry Rubel

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Cold water entry makes your vascular system narrow down, simultaneously making your heart beat faster, possibly precipitating a cardiac event. Where you and I are surfing, slowly entering the water is a good approach.......

 

Cop, shreddah number one, big pharm salesman, doctor.....

A real Leonardo Da Vinci over here.

Hey, Barry, was The Price is Right on reruns this summer or did they have any new episodes?

How's that secret point of yours been doing? Going-off, brah?

 

Going off it was......but po' wittle me was home with a freaking fever so me no go. I am not Eddie.

 

30 seconds?

Must have been a big comber, brah. Or several. Heavier than Rhodey, brah?

Comfort Zone: Waist-high and under. But you do put it so eloquently. Fiction is awesome.

Why do dudes come on computers and act more core and more shreddah than they really are?

Why?

Why?

Someone answer me that, ok. Trust me, being a message board hero isn't really all it's cracked up to be. And you can tell tales on here, but you can't fool mother nature or the ocean.

Just tell me all your stories about getting trim are true. Please tell me that. That would just crush me if they weren't.

Oh, dude, just drink beer before you go out in cold, lonely oceanic chaos. It will give you liquid courage. Benzos work good, too.

 

Who Eddie Munster?

Anyway I'm glad I have you here, Barry.

I actually do(have) paddled out frequently in the past 30-years. My ears and sinuses are a bit trucked. Saturday my ears were clogged, along with my head. I was exhausted and had a headache. I was also dizzy. I was snoaking big globs of dark yellow mucus. Lasted up until yesterday.

It's ok, don't cry, Barry I couldn't get to Cape May on Saturday anyways, so it's cool.

What do you think was wrong?

Thanks for your help, Barry.

Fever?

How High of a fever, Barry? I hope you have cooled off by now.

 

Sounds as if you have GAC disease!! Gonorrhea, Aids, Chlamydia. Get on the Pancake and Flounder diet. They are the only two foods we can slide under your quarantined door!!!

 

It was double o at playa grande in September and it was a gnarly northbound winter swell that dunked mt. Nothin wrong with bobbing up and down some big stuff that's breaking all over the place and owning when you feel uncomfortable. Nothin wrong with favoring a lined up wave either. I was unaware that one had to like surfing choppy ****. You guys can have it. And I profess to be nothing more than a B- surfer. But I have my days and when I do I talk ****. You're supposed to. But part of staying alive in the water or anywhere else is knowing when you're good and when you're out of your league. Nobody is immortal. And young bucks can push themselves and test their limits and some people are live-to-fight-another-day types and I'm that guy a lot. Lot of people nursing injuries and still surf. Bad back, rotator cuff on the fritz-- the older one gets there is a never ending punch list of ailments that one must address. And you still surf but you pick your battles.

I used to climb a lot and I always wondered what would happen if I was climbing some multi pitch stuff and I got bit by a poisonous spider or stung by a bunch of bees.

But the tales of my exploits are all true.

 

Double Overhead?

Dude, you get lit-up by three footers.

B - ?

Dude, Rob Kelly is a B+

And why do you act like you are 90-years-old.

You're in your thirties. You ain't all torn-up.

I chuckled when I saw that you're regulating the line-up - handing out unsolicited advice and all. I'm pretty sure you don't walk out past a waist-high water level. Walked, not paddled, being the key word there.

Cracker, please.

Double Overhead...LOL....ROFL....LMAO...BRB....YOLO.....

God I really hate this tech life we all are leading these days - some more than others. I really despise the, "Hey c u at the beach. Could u bring your arm floaties 4 me. C u later."

Everyone, as surfers, maybe the last somewhat purists out there, we need to reject technology.

We shall ween ourselves from talking trash on internet surf predictin' sites. If you like someone than meet in real life...at a public restroom, with George Michael.

You need to abandone inaccurate surf predictions and learn how to forecast your own close out at your favorite jetty.

Ted Kaczynski was correct. Well, mail bombings are immoral and againste Wayne's teachings. But this technology stuff is turning everyone into weirdos. Look what is has done to me. And look at all the dudes who get, how you say, "Butt-hurt" from comments on the surf predictin' sites and other message boards.

You guys tattle on people who you don't like or can't handle. You're supposed to be surfers. Wild renegades. Cosmic children of the sea. The fringe. The ones who say, "Screw the materialistic world and all the BS, I'm going surfing."

What happened, man?

Now the internet provides a place where dudes who can't even paddle act like Shreddah Number 3's and shoot. Good Lord. Wayne help us all.

 

I'm a few surgeries and cortisone injections into the game and really struggled for some time to stay active due to some ortho ****. It's always something. Sorry I'm not Kelly Fanning.

I think you'll find that a lot of people who post on surf forumnes get torched or stay home in double o chop.

And on some level I sympathize with your Luddite disposition.

And generally I'm a **** to seasonal surfers and paddle boarders.

I'm not sure where you're coming from resurrection profile hero. You've got some hard on for me and that's fine. I'm laying off the E-beef this year. Election years get me on edge and I've had to step back from it. So do your dance brother. My girl is still better looking than yours and I've posted pics to prove it. (Necessary requirement) My life is way more interesting than yours and I've posted pics and videos to prove it. And you're probably a better surfer than me. Troll on brother.

 

smh bro, smfh

don't come up in here like matheson with "my girl this.... my girl that" talk. this isn't 5th grade tough kid in the lunch room. come at the fools hard. this is f*cking prison talk bro. tell mutherfvckers the deal straight and don't puss out. never admit someone surfs better than you. call them wind mill arms, hunch back, jazz hands, spray checker, stiff leg, head swinger, or just a f*cking kook. god damn man, you know better. threaten to light his children on fire and make him watch. send pm's with d!ck pics and his name written on your sack. get creepy and sexual. that scares women and beta ***'s and fuels your domination male rape fantasies.

come on dog.

let me know if i'm going too far

 

Throw up some pics, Uncle Two bro. I'll bet you surf better than me.

 

rofl lol yolo lmao haha

 

Alright fine. Nobody surfs better than me. I bench 275. I rape bears in the ocean and I am omnipotently inside everyone's mother in the universe at the same time.