The Ultimate Forume Medicale Advise Tread

Earlier this summer I would have said suicide by age 75, but one look at my granddaughter 3 weeks ago changed that.
Renal disease; age 90 or bit earlier.

 

Damn, that's f'ed up

 

But honest. Who da fvck was to live too long without a great reason??

 

I appreciate the honesty, just didn't think that would be you, after beating Cancer and all.

 

Well thanks. Rest assured, I now have a great reason to go on.

 

Glad you didn't and have decided to continue on.

As for me, I have no f'ing idea how or when i'm going to go. If my wife goes first, I'll probably die of a broken heart. If I go first, it'll probably be in the ocean or on my way to or from. Someone tried taking me out not long ago when I was T-boned going through an intersection by someone who ran a red light at about 55mph.

 

Car accident while trying to view this forumme post!

JK, I try not to look at the phone when im driving.
Probably cancer - Everything i eat is "Genetically modified", pack of smokes a day

 

I'm going to die like Bodhi in Point Break.

 

Bro, he didn't die. He paddled to NZ!

 

If I was in front of a computer this is the perfect opportunity to post a pic of young grommet and say "hell, I'm not gonna live to see 30"..

There's a couple ways my days might end, lemme chew on this one.

 

Fkn A he did.

 

My mom died of the big "C", my father died because of too much smoking and drinking, I, on the other hand quit smoking years ago, wouldn't touch another, I drink but don't really over do it, I even quit that for about 15 yrs. raising a family, I'm probably in better shape then most people half my age....It's a toss up between a car accident or getting hit in the head and drowning while surfing....hope neither...falling asleep and never waking up would be ideal.....lol

 

More than likely, the same as that dude at RCs, Satellite Beach. Heart stops all of a sudden. Past life style, I feel stuff from time to time, etc.

I hope it happens when I'm out in the water, and that no guards have to be burdened with me. Winter would be best, as they ain't workin then. Only bad thing would be it would probably take out my 75 yr old Mom, who lives around the corner.

Perfect setup would be we both go the same day, and not know about the other.

 

In 2066, atop a pile of much younger women*, I will be distracted (as we all are when doing routine things). My distraction will be a radio program celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of the first Female U.S. president. I find the distraction sad, because it makes me recall all of the time I wasted on Swellinfo. To erase this brief moment of depression, I snort another line of future-powder, and in a drug-fueled orgasm, impregnate one of my beautiful partners*, dropping dead of a heart attack.

*sentient sexbots
*appliances

 

In 2066 ? Thats way too long too wait yu need to hit it now slick

 

I told everyone that I started counting down after I hit 35...I'm 33 now!

Anything else is extra innings

 

burried att da tomb of da unknown surfer

 

Ha Ha! That would have been a great opening for Point Break Part II had they made it, instead of doing that terrible remake.

 

I think something like a car accident. Or a plane crash. Within the next 10 years.