5 Finger Speedwagoning your Mom is a risky endeavor, not something to play with. I needed all 5 of those bad boys to keep from getting finger AIDS.
...and we've all thought we might have caught it at least once in our lives. I feel so lucky I cook dinner for residents at an AIDS shelter once a month to give back the karma. As for Marzo... he's one hell of an inspiration. I think of him as The Replacements of surfing... just barely holding on. Just at the verge of chaos. Like Bode Miller. So rad...
Are those called finger cots? Worked in an at&t mailroom and there was a guy next to me who would sort single sheets by licking his fingers and a guy on the other side who wore those things. Drove me friggin nuts, both of them.