Hellery Vs Donald POLL

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by White Sea Ape, Aug 25, 2016.

Hellery or Donald

  1. Hellery

    30.3%
  2. Donald

    69.7%
  1. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    I know, RIGHT?

    That's funny as sh**

    And probably truer than any of us can imagine.
     
  2. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Correct JayD. Esp. about the system being rigged. League of Women Voters ran the presidential debates until '88, then stopped as they (para.) "refuse to perpetuate a fraud". Guess who's run it ever since? A bi-partisan committee of the Dempublican and Republicrat parties. And now they've had about 30 years to refine the dog and pony show. But hey, they had "forum" the other night, and asked some real "tough" questions, right? Same thing as a real debate, right?

    I'll just quote the esteemed Maynard James Keenan:

    All you read and
    Wear or see and
    Hear on TV
    Is a product
    Begging for your
    Fatass dirty
    Dollar

    So...Shut up and

    Buy my new record
    Send more money
    **** you, buddy.


    From the song "Hooker With A *****".
     

  3. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    No, I eluded to the manipulation of results by certain actors on each side, for their own reasons. The companies that make their living by producing accurate polls live and die on the accuracy of their polling and results, and they do everything they can to not manipulate or skew the data. And believe me, both sides pay big $ to get the real data. As I mentioned, it's very important for them to know if it's worth dumping millions in campaign money into a state like NC or FL, or if that money would be better spent in PA or Ohio.

    I could go into more but honestly this is something that you really have to take a while and study to get how the sampling works and to be able to do the math, and I haven't done any of that in any detail in decades. Not saying at all you (or 80% of the people of this forum) couldn't learn and do it, just that it takes time.

    That and I'm lazy.

    But trust me, their are real polls out there that are accurate, and with some digging you can go back and see how accurate they've been going back decades.
     
  4. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Spot on.

    The RNC would kill to have a Republican slick Willie.

    If only Hillary could play the sax, it would already by over. But apparently she can't even play a flute.
     
  5. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    No, yours just has more of them.
     
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Yeah it's funny, but that's politics I guess, the sheeple buy into that crap
     
  7. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    You're my dog but I'm going to respectfully disagree. I don't believe any of its accurate. Maybe I'm just paranoid, but as a sales person (an honest one) I know how numbers and data are manipulated and used to get people to buy in.
     
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2016
  8. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    No problem DPS. And please take no offense, but as a wise man once said, science doesn't require you to believe in it.

    After the election, let's see what the numbers end up looking like and if they matched up with the polls. The non-BS polls, that is.

    Have a good one, I'm out for now.
     
  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Three kind of "untruths", according to Benjamin Disraeli:
    1) lies,
    2) damn lies,
    3) statistics.
     
  10. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Fair enough dude, enjoy your weekend!

    And no offense taken btw
     
  11. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    The Quinnipiac survey found Johnson with the support of 15% of North Carolina voters, higher than what most polling in the state has shown.

    We don't know what Aleppo is either...
    Newscasters are so smart....
     
  12. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Isn't Aleppo a dog food??
     
  13. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015

    [video]http://bcove.me/so1qfzat[/video]
     
  14. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Im sure in his mind that's what he's thinking... "Why is MSNBC asking me about dog food?!?!"
    THe man is not a presidential fit. Also, he said he quit smoking pot. That's a lie!
     
  15. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I actually watched that before I posted. Those smarty pants newscasters are so condescending... Why not say Syria?
     
  16. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  17. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  18. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I think you missed the joke, not the best of jokes, but a joke nonetheless lol
     
  19. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    http://nypost.com/2016/09/11/hillary-clinton-has-medical-episode-at-911-ceremony/

    What have I, and others here, been saying...?!? She is not well; ergo, unfit for the Presidency.

    Hillary Clinton suffered a “medical episode” Sunday morning — causing her to abruptly leave the 9/11 anniversary service, sources said.

    The 68-year-old Democratic nominee appeared to faint shortly before 10 a.m. as family members of the 2,977 victims were reading through their names, and minutes before a moment of silence at 9:58 a.m. commemorating the collapse of the South Tower, sources told The Post.

    A witness said the former Secretary of State’s knees buckled and she lost a shoe as her security team rushed her to a nearby van.

    Clinton left the event so abruptly that she even left behind the pool of reporters assigned to follow her.
     
  20. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    She's strong as ever Yankee. All this crap about her health is just pure conspiracy theory made up by the alt-right.