Official fly and other biting bastards tread

It's always the black ones

 

Statistically, you're right.
#Notracist

 

Did you hear about the girl who was afraid of flies????

Until she unzipped one...

 

The best way I know to describe them are these with wings

 

Oh look! #AIDS

 

Ahh good call cjtst11!

Aight, so here's the types of flies I know..

-We got the green heads, call them horse flies up here, not sure if that's regional.

-Got those black ones that look like regular flies but bite. I clearly remember a pumping November day, 11/3/12 to be exact, where they focked my feet up good on the beach.

-Then we get these flies in the woods, size of a regular fly, but brown, and are as persistent as the greenies. And they fockin' hurt when they get ya.

-Also, I encounter these in the woods and the neighbourhood, these tiny little flies that hover around you and land, and never bite. I got one in me eye once though.

 

Saw these gnar gnar fkn wolf spider last weekend, 3.5 to 4 inch diameter easy...

 

Ugh, the worst was when I would take my pre-surf sh!t in the dunes under the 2nd street stairs (which are now buried by replenishment). I had green heads biting me arse and the little black f@ckers biting my face.

 

I was walking on the boardwalk with my wife and kid last weekend. I felt something big land on my shoulder.
I jumped like a homo and hit it... It was just bird sh!t and now it was on my shoulder and hand.

Thanks Obama
#9/12

 

#9fukin12

 

That happened to me on the Wildwood boardwalk back in March. Hit my shoulder. I thought I was shot.

 

That's good Scoob

 

Hopefully you slapped the ones on your face first CC!

 

All logic and reason went out the window when a log is poking out and flies are ravaging the nether regions.

 

HAHAHA Too funny

 

Only time we've had biting flies since I've been here was 2 years ago when the seaweed invasion happened. Those f***ers were everywhere, even up on the seawall sidewalk. They'd be up your nose, in your mouth, you name it.

Now we just have lots of skeeters, dusk and dawn. LOTS. If you're doing a DP, they'll swoop on ya while you put on your leash. They never follow me out into the water though.

Those flies really sucked.