Medical Advise- How to go aboot getting a Vasectomy

1. Find the doc you want
2. schedule your appointment for the day before the mens NCAA basketball tournament begins
3. Call your weed dealer

 

LOL Solid game plan.

#foreverflacid

 

this dog got whacked! it hurt during so I think the doctor didn't numb me enough! not much to worry about after except your balls will bruise from the blood! frozen peas and your fine! don't have to worry about another litter, PRICELESS!

 

My friends dad got it done. He was telling me that he could hear/feel a big thud when they snipped him. And I'm sure they do it diffrent now then they did then. Either way, thats all I know. I did hear on the radio this morning that sex is better afterwards. Don't know why or how thigh

 

wow lol touchy subject.

I cant speak from experience since I havnt done this,but my suggestion would be to tell ur woman to get her tubes tied,problem solved.its not permanent,they can untie them anytime lol,she wont get pregnant,and ur little guys can keep on livin lol.

idk getting snipped just seems so wrong,im tellin ya,tell her to get her toobes tide

 

Been thinking of doing this. Iam just having a hard time to make the call.

 

Swimmers or Hoppers Barry?

 

Cep's advice x 2 don't want anything sharp around my ball strings

look at each frame

 

just saying

 

Question: can you still eat the peas after.

 

Herrrrmannnno! Sorry to hear it, butt bear in mind: your first loss is your cheapest loss. It doesn't get better, abandon all hope yee who entere here!

Just dodged the 'guess what!' entrapment bullet. and wow that was a first. 18 years of shackles & financial servitude, no effing thanks.

It always amazes me how many people transition over that line of it's great sex to let's make a human / radically alter our lives by getting married. (def not saying this to you, Seen)
Great sex is great sex. And then it always fades over time. Other stuff takes over, almost always 'her stuff.'

Been seriously mulling over getting cut, but the thought of something going wrong down there, from the nerve thing to infection, is unnerving. Want to pull the trigger now more than ever; haven't mustered the gumption to do so.

 

“For a man, the best evolutionary strategy is impregnating as many young women as possible. For a woman, the best strategy is to stick around to ensure that her children survive infancy & childhood. Consequently, the people alive on earth today - - whose genes have survived this long - - are horny men & nurturing women. You may have noticed this.”

“Marriage is fine, but joint ownership of property is no fun, and neither is joint renting. Keep your separate hovels. You’ll be wildly eager to see one another.”

“Ordinary chores consume whole lives, and since few people can believe this, couples spend their whole lives fighting about the massive amounts of housework that living entails, each blaming the other for not doing their fair share.”

Pulitzer Prize winning writer A. Dillard

 

The definition of bigamy is one wife too many. The definition of monogamy is the same!

 

So very true and willing to bet thats correct for the majority of marriages. Still married after 25+ years...one of the reasons I may as well not even get it done...or at least I try to convince myself the thats the reason...not that I am scared of a sharp instrument in that area.

 

Sorry to hear things aren't going very well. I'm here for you dude. Not being sarcastic or anything either.