eastern winds!?

Your cowboys are a f*ckin train wreck waiting to happen. Can't wait to watch my boy Haynesworth make Barber look silly then stomp on Romo's ugly grill. Hail To The Redskins. B*tches!

 

Hey nobody tells me that my cowboys are a joke on the internet, nobody. I was born in Philly and I love me some Cowboys and some boogie b'n.

 

Everytime I air on my boogie I pretend I am Roy Williams jumping for one of those footballs.

 

he said boogie hehe

 

I used to say body boarding, but the ladies like it when I say boogie b'n. I notice this all the time when i go to DJ's in Belmar and talk it up with the babes. I talk mostly about my
b boarding skills, which lead to me nailing some broad in the backseat of my acura, her on her back on top of my boogie! I may hit up the Belmar pro tomorow to clean up on the babes looking for a true b boarder. I may have to show all those surf boarders whose boss, I can air at least ever wave like definately maybe 7 ft out everytime.

 

bahahahahahaha!

 

I kid you not man. When your at the bar spitting your knowledge of b boardin, the ladies are so easy. The jeans cream when show them my boogie.

 

I throughly enjoy your sarcastic humor GoCowboys...

 

He's dead serious.

 

Burdturd,

Cowboy's are America's team bro. I live in Horsham, surf the sh*t out of the Jersey Shore and rep the cowboy's with a sick Calvin sticker where Calvin's got his pants down pissin on the Eagles Helmet. This alone should make you go COWBOY, yooouuuuuuwwwwwpppppppp!
So if you're ever in the LBI area and you happen to get blazed by my souped-up Scion on 72, Feast your eyes upon the lower left corner of the tinted rear windshield (wait a sec, is my spoiler blocking that sticker?!?). BTW try not to focus on my new light weight Thule aluminum roof racks brah, they were more expensive than my quiver AND they make my car go faster with the boards on.

E-A-G-L-E-S-S-U-C-K

The consumate surf professional,

-JIMMY

 

Thats almost as sweet as a faded red late 90's v6 mustang convertible sitting at 60mph in the left lane on the turnpike

 

Thank you Jimmy! I knew there were some guys out there who know their football. I just need to meet more guys like you in the water. We would shred so hard and talk bout my cowboys. I dont even care I will take out the s board if you surf, or you can use one of my b boards. I can easily do both, I love boogie b'n so much more because I can air HUGE! When I air, the whole lineup literally just comes to a stop and jaws drop. Which results in panties dropping. We should def hang. I love Frats and I can do keg stands all night because I am so used to being inverted like when I hit the lip and flip.

 

it's funny ppl are *****ing about the winds, but without them blowing this way, these waves wouldn't be here..

 

Please dude... Keep em Coming.

I seriously loving all your responses.

P.S. Im being dead serious right now

 

Anyone else score some sweet waves this weekend? I hit this right Sat. morning at 13th street Belmar, drop knee to air fs 540. Crazy sick! I dont need to practice those anymore...DIALED! I also went to DJ's in Belmar to spit game on chicksk, and talk up my skills to all the wannabee brahs! All I talk about is my skills and my cowboys and all of the dudes back down.