What did I miss?

What the truck is wrong with you? Don't you think that's a little out of line?

- Cool it, Roach. Know who this is? - No, l don't!

This is Johnny Utah, Ohio State Buckeyes, all conference. Remember?

Number how ya doing?

Jesus Christ! Johnny trucking Utah! Sorry, man. Didn't mean to get in ya face!

l knew l knew you. lt was the Rose Bowl. Three years ago you beat SC.

- You? You did this? - Yep, him!

- That was one hell of a game. - No shat.

Yeah, but you got nuked in the last quarter.

Yeah, l got my knee folded back about degrees the wrong way!

- Whoa! That's why you never went pro? - Two years of surgery, missed my window.

Went to law school instead.

Law school! You're a lawyer?

Wow!

Well, life's not over yet, man. You're surfing.

 

Well I really am againste supporting a Hunting Company looking to profit from a surf predictin' website message board....

And, I'm angered that Seldom Seen got banned....

And I'm disappointed that the people on here don't take more action to protest BANNINGS....

And some people just make me sad. Like, this Scobeyville dude shows me no respect and praises others. I just can't have that. I wear a pinky ring and I expect it to be kissed.

So this will be short lived. I broke a bunch of "rules" today but only received an infraction point with no ban. It's like going to Superior Court and just getting probation.

Though, there are probably two dozen or so people that I do miss interaction that there within. It was nice "seeing" you dudes. May Wayne bless you all.

 

Sniffer, my cracker.

Hey, I drove by your mansion in Loveladies the other day...

Ok, ok, Cadbury drove me by the other day, and I noticed that the green awning above the front door needs a cleaning and your Virgin Mary statue needs a polishing.

Ha.

Hope all has been well. I hope your wife still knows her place and didn't become embolden by Hillary running for president. I just love the dynamics of Italian households. Ha. Whoo Hoo.

I'm totally making a pilgrimage back to the old burried jetties in HC soon. Yeah, I like Panzone's pizza. Everybody on here hates upon my pizza.

Jesus, it won best pizza for the entire South Jersey shoreline in Philadelphia Magazine some months ago.

I like the Ocean City guys who try and act cool by dissing Manco's and Manco's.

Hey Zeus who does that dude know(owner of Manco's)?. He keeps getting his sentencing postponed. That dude is going to prison. Tax evasion on the pizzas for you guys playing at home.

Manco's and Manco's kicks ass.

Yo, hop an island down sometime, dude, and I'll show you a real jetty. It offers the most consistently mediocre waves on the coast.

Peace, watch out for protests in Ship Bottom.

 

You saw an incest? What in Florida? South Carolina?

What's going down, Your Pier?

Hey, you guys don't have any piers up there do youse?

How's the moose and caribou treating you?

I hope Uncle Two Barrels hasn't tried to mount you.

You know what? I really like Portland. Haven't been there in so long.

Hey what's your backyard like? You got a tent?

 

Well if had that kind of money to buy in Loveladies or any other town on the Island, Loveladies would probably be the last place on the Island I would buy. The whole "private drive" rubs me the wrong way. The closest I get to a Loveladies house is when I am plugging for bass.

The Ship Bottom protests have been really weak. The protesters all meet up at the Verizon store pretending it is an Apple Store. They dont even bother to throw trash cans at moving cars cause these heavy offshore winds do all the work for them. SB protesters are weak. Even the Mexicans dont join the cause because more than half of them voted for Trump, turns out LBI Mexicans dont like competition.

 

Dayum, I forgot all aboot this. Problem is that my cat ate my iPhone 17 as I was snatching the pics from it. I was only able to salvage one of them. It's a shot I took of Betty's pretty board. But I also managed to capture Betty's shadow off to the side and that is great and I like that all the time as well. Sorry, that's all I got.


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