Donlad trump won

I always dug when a new chick would come on here.

There was always a few dudes who would get all flirty and shat.

Ah, I won't point out names. You know who you are. The weird thing is one of them PM'd me and asked me to hassle this Slo Flo dude..dudette. They wanted to then step in and play hero defending you from me.

Or something like that.

People on here sometimes act strange.

 

Are you trying to sound elegant or something here?

What are you from York, PA too?

Lots of landlocks around here.

There's regional differences? You don't say...

You should write, or right, an essay on here detailing the differences between Californee-way and New England.

Maybe Metard will come around and photo shop a penile in the middle of it. You like peniles, Slo Flo? I mean photo shopped ones, of course.

Oh, you haven't seen many Metard posts because they're short. Like, five words top. The more juvenile class around here got excited aboot his photo shopping BS.

And all you have to do to get some laughing is say, "Waffle House."

Waffle House.

Waffle House is to Swellinfo, as Tyler Perry is to coloreds.

 

lol...just read both of your posts. If you are asking if I like lesbos, the answer is no. I mentioned it once before, but I do have some published magazine write-ups with photos about surf events, and I may do some more in the future, once the ankle heals. As for the user, Metard, and photoshop, I absolutely love photoshop, especially for entertainment. Sounds like this Metard user may have been a Floridian?

I just watched this, and I personally found it difficult to do, yet worthy (it is relevant to the thread...Trump's win).

[video=youtube;xiqUCd3u5g4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiqUCd3u5g4[/video]

 

"its australian, and its in english...i guess..." lmao

 

[video=youtube;n2zF-Ad1vCg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2zF-Ad1vCg[/video]

...

 

[video=youtube;sRzcbiQmIWo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRzcbiQmIWo[/video]

 

Hey, stop saying, "I've said it before." I haven't been around for a bit. Didn't read it. That's part of the jig, sometimes you have to repeat yourself on surf preditin' website message boards. What, do you think your the Queen of surf predictin' website message boards or something? Everybody knows your story? I'm the Queen, baby cakes.

You love photo shop, huh? Just adore it. I wish I was so easily amused. I have to smoke PCP to become even slightly amused. I was under the impression that Metard was from Wilmington, NC or South Carolina, somewhere without waves. But what do I know? Guys on here are very secretive aboot who they really are and stuff. R Carter or DPSUP might find them and attack.

You did contest write-ups, huh? Well, don't be so modest. At least tell us which magazine(s). I figured you must be a real wordsmith with your use of the word "conducive." Hey, you aren't that Mexican chick from ESM are you? I haven't read ESM in ages, but I used to hassle that editor Nick guy. Surf magazines are atrocious these days. Just totally rank, dude. But I subscribe to SURFER and SURFING just to help keep print alive.

Well, The Surfers Journal might be ok, but it's to bulky and thick for me to shoplift.

Oh, you're hurt, too. Everybody on here is injured.

See watch this: "I've said it before, but dudes on here get injured more than dudes who surf Shipsterns."

This is kind of like an old age home for grommets. Injured, 45-year-old grommets...who don't share their medications.

 

Man, where do you and Archy find this stuff?

 

Mornin' Whitey, are you an 'ole Brigatine Boy, by chance?

 

[video=youtube;ssrb0CGPjdg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssrb0CGPjdg[/video]

 

Wow, how would you equate Brigantine with me? Hmm

Nah, I'm not a Brigantine boy. Surf there, but that's it. I don't even frequent their pizza establishments.

I don't do small coastal towns, as far as residency goes. The cops annoy me as they are over-zealous and often over-paid. Cops in Brigantine get paid more than cops in Philadelphia. Brigantine cops don't do anything. Hey, it's a sweet deal if you're into that sort of thing.

See, you have to live in the middle of Jersey. That way you're 25 miles away from Kensington, and 25 miles away from the beach.

Speaking of Kensington, I'm headed west to hunt up some action. Maybe I'll regret not surfing this morning. Ah, it's inconsistent, slow and fat. Truck it.

(Hey "dude" when are you going to attack me for the insults? I thought that was the plan. I thought you wanted to impress her/him/other)

 

Didn't know you were back. Were you banned too?
I was out at daybreak down here in the Mere. It was fun. Had it all to myself. You be careful if you venture to K and A.

 

I didn't know I was back, either. Actually, I thought I was banned after my last run, but low-and-behold....

I'm not into non-surfers running this site. I'm tired of people getting banned subjectively. I mean, c'mon, everybody breaks the "rules" around here. Bans are dished-out depending on what the mods feel aboot a person at any given time.

Yeah, K & A, ha.

Nah, I get off The El at K & S. Only once in awhile when I need a thrill. I love the smell of open commerce on Somerset...in the morning. Actually, I like the area past Front St, but when I'm footing it, I stay close to Kensington ave. Hope and Waterloo kick ass. But, I generally avoid that whole scene these days. As I said only once and a while...when I need a thrill. Was just aboot to leave, but having second thoughts.

Actually, I might pass today. Just get a bottle of Kassers and take a bus ride to somewhere stupid like Egg Harbor City or somewhere. Stare out the window and think of Swellinfo.

Damn, my local wind prognosticator had it SE 10-20 all day. Ah, I got my fill September and October and a few days the past few weeks. That election day swell was right.

Peace, Chavez.

 

[video=youtube;BsGcIOzQhgU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsGcIOzQhgU[/video]

 

You have a YouTube problem or something? Dude, what's with all the video posts? And who is going to listen to a 16 minute podcast by some wannabe Dan Rather in his basement?

And dang, you post more than EasternMassSpicoli used to when he was excited.

Well, this place is a hoot.

Ok, now I'm out. The outdoors are calling.

"AH THE GREAT OUTDOORS !!" (Strawberry)

Hey, actually, go look up Cheech & Chong Up in Smoke Strawberry Great Outdoors and post that-up on here. Thanks.

 

Whitey, I'm not too chatty, in the mornings, and I love Cheech & Chong; so, I may post one (I like the one at the Drive-in, lol), after I finish with my sudden refocus upon global events. I'm not seeing much by one of my favorites:

[video=youtube;z7BVwgUgbLQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7BVwgUgbLQ[/video]

 

I Wasn't Looking At His Neck Man
[video=youtube;hRX7a56EPL0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRX7a56EPL0[/video]
My all time favorite movie, Whitey.
Good Call Brah.

 

Archy, I'm unaccustomed to video with Cheech and Chong, that's just wrong; however, I may watch it later, but for right now, I think I struck jackpot, with 50 entire minutes!

EDIT: I am sorry, I just noticed the nudity on the cover, but I have yet to see any within the video (forcing myself to watch it), as of yet, anyhow (that is my disclaimer, mods can remove it, if deemed necessary).

WARNING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2E7PmlHteA

 

^ no nudity within that video...not even going to comment about it, yet feel the need for some Limbaugh after it:

[video=youtube;Wl-jXbYhg2E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl-jXbYhg2E[/video]