I applied for a job with Donald Trump's administration yesterday. No, really, I did. On his website MakeAmericaGreatAgain.gov, or something like that, you can also offer suggestions to, well, make America great again. I suggested - and if I'm hired it's going-down - that this country publicly flog and possibly hang surf predictin' website message board moderators. They violate our free speech. GEORGE WASHINGTON DIDN'T FIGHT THE GERMANS AT PEAR HARBOR TO HAVE SOME DORKS VIOLATE THE FIRST AMENDMENT OF THE GOD DARN CONSTITUTION. "Lock her up!" "Lock her up!" "Lock her up!" How dare you ban Seldom Seen. He affirmed his God given rights AS AN AMERICAN to protest political threads on a surf predictin' website message board. Oh, by the way, Swellinfo, are there any waves in Jersey today? I can't figure it out. Anyways, reinstate Seldom Seen pronto. He don't do nothing wrong on here. One act of civil disobedience and you ban him for a year? Ward didn't ban the ****ing Beaver when he acted-up. I know the moderators and owners of this site don't know nothing aboot surfing, but SURFERS DON'T BAN SURFERS FROM SURF PREDICTIN' WEBSITE MESSAGE BOARDS. Oh but you still allow banned folks to come on the site so you get the "hits" for ad sales. You fukkas. And you guys. If you have solidarity with Seen then boycott this message board. Stop giving in all the time. Make this message board die until Seen is restored. Take the "power" away from these wannabe power merchants. The head mod can't even handle a Vicodin for God's sakes. And stop talking politics. You people are retarded...most of you. Your politics are worse than your cutbacks. People who frequent The Waffle House shouldn't be allowed to vote. ANARCHY !!! Well, as long as your state school still pays your salary. Sha-zam. Haoles suck. Go back to the mainland you kook. You destroyed our headhunting coconut-eating culture. Really, lift the ban on Seldom Seen. And you guys if you act like you care so much then do something aboot it. Don't get on Seen's bad side. We know who all of you are. "Oh, I'm Kid Rock and I like my privacy...." Dude, shut the truck up. Dude, I'm totally stalking you in January when Trump is the man. No privacy for you.
So much angst, what's the deal yo? Talk to me. You need a spliff to take the edge off? I got you dude. Florida dude, you love it!
dude its gone so far down hill you dont even know we cant even say what we want to talk aboot anymore. its all censored, idk what to do now the forume is deade.
Yeah, even the bickering is boring. Well, it was policed enough when it was simple, old school, surf dude-owned, but now a Hunting Company owns the joint. Now you'd think people who shoot things wouldn't be so uptight. Guns don't kill people words do. Or words don't kill guns people do. Ah, I'm confused. One of the problems with this place is there is too many 5-word posts on here. Also, seems like too many "cool cats" bailed or were banned. Switch message boards. Lets find a hunting predictin' message board owned by Quiksilver or Billabong. Ah fantastic, find some Aussie site. They don't give a truck aboot nasty language. Plus, the Aussie jealousy of America is cute.
Bump. No not the ones you snort. So, moderators are you going to lift Seldom Seen's ban or what? Don't be such uptight douche bags. He had a moment. We've all had them. He's always chill on here. He's been here longer than you and Out Door Hub. Don't ban him for a political protest, which ironically was a protest againste politics. And you guys: Y'all act like you love him, but then after a few days you forget. What the truck? First they come for him. Then they come for you. Mods you have until Monday, noon, to lift the ban. You ain't going to just get a mild serving, or a severe serving like Randy Marsh. Uh, uh. It will be on. Like, Butters-with-tap-shoes on It's on.
If you have a problem with a banning and would like to see it repealed please contact me directly and I will consider it based on the nature of the ban. Some will have to sit their ban out. Pornography for instance will get you banned. I don't know what he was banned for but I will talk to the mods. There's no need to threaten. I've been more than understanding with this group.
Thank you admin, I would like to appeal on behalf of Seldom Seen who is the heart of this on line community. While I personally hate porn, (did you know that many of the females in the photos are incest victims? Are sex trafficking victims? Are underage teens?) -- a year long ban is draconian and serves no purpose in reducing porn posting, anymore than cutting off a hand would reduce theft in the general population . May I suggest a first time offense warning, followed by a two week ban, and then a month long ban if the poster persists? And prompt removal of all porn, rather than letting it stand might be really nice.
Have to admit, though, Betty, snipping off their testicles in the public square, will, indeed, reduce all; they don't like that. [video=youtube;w-Ak8tJFnQ4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Ak8tJFnQ4[/video]
