One Piece of Advice...

doubt and your out...hesitate and your too late

 

Don't drink the yellow water

 

An illegal Mexican who sneaks in illegal surfboards via tunnels called the pipeline...

 

A blow job is a blow job. It's only gay if you look down

 

Kook go home! That was yelled at me when I was 16 for hassling some locals for the peak at Bradley Beach NJ.

 

Never say "last wave" cause it usually isn't.

 

don't trust whitey

 

see a doctor and get rid of it

o mrz1

 

Courage is doing something dangerous and you just don't care.

 

don't think...execute

ocean moves fast,theres no time to think when a sets approaching or if ur paddling out and waves are about to break on ur head.execute.if u sit there thinking should I stop paddling or whatever its already too late lol.

so ur out there and a huge set comes,dont even think just go

 

Never get off the boat. Unless you're going all the way.

 

To get some you gotta take some.

 

If you're not thinking with your d!ck, you're walking backwards.

 

I was once told , "go kill yourself" by a fellow swellie whom we do not see here anymore.

 

Use your rail.