What are you listening to?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by all4blues, Aug 22, 2014.

  1. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    Thank you, dudette. It's never fun to think about sharks during that time...controversial subject mater, as to whether it actually attracts them.
     
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Nahhhh Flo you're good, that's myth.
     

  3. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016

    I haven't done any recent research upon the matter, myself, but I am under the impression it is still controversial. Interesting subject matter, all the same. I personally have never been one to feel like doing much during that time period, other than be a beach bunny, soaking up the sun's rays (always helps, big-time), as well as a hot tub or moist heating pad on the lower back area.
     
  4. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    See Scoopy got it right. Flo your bullsh!t comments about males are why Hillary lost (thank fukin god!), we are sick of the sh!t we get for being born white and with ****s. Fuk, you Flo, fuk your stupid ass birds and fuk your stupid ass thread. Once Austin returns from vacation I'm sure this tread will get locked. Going forward just know that the target on your back is bigger than the cocks you suck on the corner for cash. I will fuk up any tread you start you goddamn stupid cu#t.
     
  5. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    I have mused the idea further, SS, and I do believe a shark may possibly be attracted to me, if I were menstruating, but I do not believe it would necessarily attack me, for that simple reason. I believe a shark may possibly do so, if it were to mistake for something else, but sharks are pretty darn smart, imho. Granted, one might be attracted to me, for said reason, and then decide to take a bite, simply because I am tiny (easy prey), but thankfully, one has yet to do so.
     
  6. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Even if you have the surgery you won't actually menstruate... so if you decide to take up surfing one day you'all be safe
     
  7. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    I did not know Austin went on vacation. I hope he has a splendid time, and maybe even decides to go surfing.

    Anyway, I have decided to share one of my many shark stories. This one occurred, while I was actually out of the water. It was a very long time ago, and so I can no longer even recall which beach; it was either Daytona or Jacksonville, and I am pretty sure it was Jacksonville.

    It was very late in the afternoon, and the sun was setting. Hardly anyone was on the beach, with the exception of one or two small sets of locals, along with myself. Regardless, the beach had lifeguards, and they were all gone for the day, having pulled the chairs up for high tide.

    I was sitting in one of the chairs, simply relaxing, watching one lone surfer in the water. Nobody else was in the water, and he was paddling parallel to shore, heading south. I then spotted a fin behind him, perhaps 75', and I simply kept staring, hoping I would see the anticipated curve downward, but I did not.

    The fin was stalking him, and the fin was huge. I kept watching it, and the guy kept paddling, completely oblivious to it. I recall my heartbeat instantly began thumping, but I remained calm. I did not wish to be an idiot and scream shark, if I was mistaken. I quickly looked at those two sets of people on the beach, only a few within each, and they were not paying any attention; so, I knew it was up to me.

    I looked one more time, and the fin was still above water. I jumped up into the chair and began screaming shark, as loudly as I could do so, waving my arms back and forth, trying to get the guy's attention. Like a sneaky little demon, the shark had decided to take a dive, right as I began screaming...figures.

    The guy heard me, as did everyone else. He turned back to look, saw nothing, and began to paddle once again. I glanced at everyone on the beach again, and they simply kept staring at the guy, when the shark's fin appeared once again. It was probably 50' feet behind the guy, by that point.

    I started screaming and waving my arms again, as did everyone else. That is when the guy looked back again, and he saw it. He wasn't far from shore, thankfully, and he came on in, but that shark was certainly on a mission.
     
    Last edited: Dec 30, 2016
  8. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Depends how you look in a whettesuite. Some people get bit just out of disgust. On being tiny tho - sharks usually go for the fat ones, so don't be the fat one.
     
  9. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    I edited some of my typographical and grammatical errors, but I did not bother to substitute other words, for how many times I typed the word, "again", because I am feeling rather lazy today.

    I don't like how I look in my shortie, at all, because it is a boy's, but I am somewhat okay with my full suit; although, I hate both of them, preferring my bikini. I do love how I look in my dry suit, though, which is seriously wetauded!

    I wish I would have filmed the first time I tried it on, because nobody was around, and it turned into one serious ordeal, while trying to get back out of it, LOL. I tried it on, as soon as it arrived, just to see if it came even close to fitting me. I managed to get it on with no issues, but I ended up on all fours, with one of my cats weaving in and out below me, as I tried to pry myself out of it, and I was laughing my lil butt off, the entire time. It was even funnier, the first time I actually put it on in Cali, but I will save that story for another time.
     
  10. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
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  11. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Oh no you didn't lol
     
  12. Obeyville

    Obeyville Well-Known Member

    96
    Nov 7, 2016
    That's a heavyflow
     
  13. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Yup. A slo, heavy flo
     
  14. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    where did u hear that?sharks are damn near blind,they hunt by their neuron sensors or something like that.magnetic fields.and they smell a drop of blood from miles away.all they see is a shadow or figure,they cant tell if its a girl or boy or seal or surfer.they only know once they bite u and say hey that didn't taste that good I'm going to swim away and eat something else lol.........if a shark wants you it will have you
     
  15. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    Heavy, possibly yes, but nothing looks slo to me about that flo. It looks fairly healthy, with no blackish blood clots or tissue strands. The most promising aspect, no sharks. :)
     
  16. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
  17. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Well, if it's your opinion I suppose that pretty much settles things then. No need for further discussion.
     
  18. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    You supposed incorrectly, but that is okay. Many scientists within my family would be the first to tell you that hypothesis and theories frequently change; furthermore, the same holds true with many established "facts".
     
  19. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    Some truly stunning photography within this one, causing me to think I may need to get more serious about going out and spotting some more, after returning home.

    [video=youtube;pvobGStm-mg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvobGStm-mg[/video]
     
  20. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    If any of you have cats, show them this one, because my Siamese is investing my monitor, about to attack it, lol.

    [video=youtube;3MsAH77pM0I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MsAH77pM0I[/video]