What is the Kookiest Thing You've Ever Seen in the Water?

Maybe it's because you write like a dude...or bc your a lesbian that won't bear children and doesn't believe in adoption AND you write like a dude

 

ahahahahahaha

Flo, on the real tho, throw a selfie forumme way, disperse the conspiracy empire agenda.

 

efftards finding one another ^^ courtesy of the once-greate Fourume

 

^^ f*ck off, stalkee

 

You really wanna get owned yet again, sparky **** for brains?

 

Or do you just worship miss piggy's large flatulent arse & we should let you pucker up in peace

 

Yankee...r u Flo?

 

Are you towl's daddy, pier putz?

 

Is that a yes?

Now I get y u so angry all the time...fear the red tide feller swellers

 

Or menapause and an intact figure...whichevs

 

The only anger is you at the stuff seeping out of your bunghole, sweet cheeks, ruining those speedos you like to sport.

 

Bruuuu...if u got laid by Flo as well as I do by Mrs pier you'd keep wearin em as long as u could too

 

buttockal leakage, whoa..............shudder.........gruesome

If you got laid so well & woolly by missus peer, as you claim, you wouldn't be on this dipshiiiiite website

 

Back to more important stufff...sorry my man...was this during the day or at night? Either way, sketch fest...gettin runned over by an ocean liner is no way for anyone to go...unless you're one of those Texas gulf freaks, then you get what you ask for

 

Meh, I give up

 

I think you're sayin you never been laid by Flo? I dunno, you're speaking full retard

 

well well well... look what the f*ckin cat dragged in on a long piece of hair out its ass...
if it isnt the loudest mouth the other side of PA turnpike...
facts are in, b1tch : not a single post even remotelt SURF related since Nov 4... aww whaaat... but this guy imaginary surfs all the time. landlocked b1tch.

you run yo mouf like it's never seen cock before... what gives?

dude all you do in your sad little existence is masturbate to redtube and come here to get somewhat "acknowledged" that you're still not expired, still relevant, still "have it"
face it ...BRAH... you're a tool and forever will be. you have no life, no friends, nothing.
so you bash on people on the forumme. the very same forumme that we all come to.
so you're the one f*ckin up the air, not flo, not anybody else you say is a troll.

matter of fact, b1tch, who even gives a flying rats ass what YOU think... you're just a middle aged c*nt, flapping **** in front of a screen, never did anything in his life and never will. so enjoy your days...

yeah im getting a little bitter... it must be the weed, and liquor combo, not the best.. but f*ck it, i'll do you this one.
i can handle a little bad karma in the name of putting a b1tch like you in it's place.

matter of fact is - f*ck you and everything you think you stand for, what you believe, who you know, who you're related to.

you're a basic b1tch...in form of ...i regret to say...a man? bro you're about as tough as peach fuzz on a virgin's ass.

824 avenue Z, brooklyn NY 11223, b1tch. come see me any time. ya f*ckin faeg. no not hom0, because i dont have an issue with homosexuals, i do have an issue with faegs like you tho. show up c*nt

 

Smoke some more weed, you useless helpless cube prole cum-towel.

See that...? ^^
You wasted 30 mins of your useless millenial toker life to post your stoopind suhiiiite that no one can read -- I spend 90 secs posting & you are eating arse.

 

Hey hey hey. Dont insult eating ass. If you don't eat ass, you're a prude.. my high school english teacher loved that.

 

pu$$y, just like I thought. Internet tough guy, now f^ck off.