What is the Kookiest Thing You've Ever Seen in the Water?

Yank just prefers to be on the receiving end is all

 

Did you make it out this morning? Waves look fun at the pier. I'm down for a sunday surf. Morning is better for me, let's hope the waves stick around for a couple days.

 

Man... Sometimes you guys and the bickering make me sad.

I'm going surfing with one of my sons this weekend. Looks like we got some swell in the forecast. I plan on dropping in on him as often as possible while wearing my 2 mil webbed gloves. Join us at sunskipper.

 

Don't be sad CBS, just remember, the sweet isn't as sweet, without the bitter...

 

That reminds me of a time when a bunch of idiots decided to take one of those giant inflatable multi-person raft things with seats and cup holders and shiit out right in front of where a bunch of us were surfing. That was fun. I love the deer in the headlights look they give you as you're headed right for them on a long boarte. Good times.

 

Sometimes you have to hold your breath grit your teeth and GOOOO!!

 

Not even close, dear man, and he had much more important matters to tend with, indeed. The captain was much older than I happened to be, and although he had a beautiful foreign accent, I no longer recall where he originally hailed from, nor where he may have said that he called home, but I can say with high confidence that it was the sea. I was extremely impressed with him, and I do not even recall having ever thought about dying. Bringing back the memories does have me rather curious about the ordeal, though, and for the first time. I imagine that when I return to my primary residence, I will dig out some old paperwork and further research the matter, because I am sure that I still have my ticket (I am sentimental like that).

They are just being men; I had to work with plenty of you in extreme conditions, and as previously stated, for a very long time. Don't be sad, it will not benefit you, at all.

 

This reminds me of riding a banana raft with about five other people, while we were being pulled by a boat. We were all adults, and the crash (not the boat) was rather painful underwater, but truly hilarious.

 

Hey sloflo, what is your morning routine?

 

My entire routine is completely out of its norm, right now, unfortunately.

What is your morning routine?

 

^lol, it wasn't at the beach, but I will share the story, anyhow, just for you. During high school, a girlfriend and I had driven to the mall, and just as we were walking from my car to the front doors, a man slowed down in his car, asking for directions, and so we walked over to his car door. He was older, looked much worse than your avatar, his car was filthy and looked like he lived in it. I no longer recall what he said, but he flashed us. I laughed at it, can no longer recall what I told him, but it certainly was not what he had expected (should have seen his face, priceless, LOL). I then told my friend to follow me, and we walked to the mall doors, laughing the entire time. Fortunately, security personnel happened to be close to the door. I have no idea if they got the man, but I have a feeling that they did, and my friend and I went about our merry way to shop. I have always loved sharing that story with others.

 

Prob wake up, read some Hemingway for examples on how not to write like a dude whilst trying to be a woman

 

That should certainly benefit you, if you aspire to become a writer.

 

Ohhh horrid Springfeel, that new icon looks like the nudists at the island, except for a few of them were a bit more rolling (like maybe they had lost weight, and the skin was sagging, but it could have been that they were simply much older than that individual).

 

Plus, that guy has a bit of a tan, and recall, the ones described were butt white; as in, white as this website's background, almost.

 

Springfeel, they were more like this cute puggle, but a bit more rollie.

 

get this ignorant non-surfer miss piggy gone