Intro Thread

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by be.at.soon, Jan 14, 2017.

  1. beach.soon

    beach.soon Well-Known Member

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    Aug 30, 2015
    Just noticed that I am at post 49, so for post 50 I am going to man up and do an intro thread. Here goes…

    I’m a 40-year-old social studies teacher. The Swell Info forum has been a source of entertainment for the past few years.

    Lived on a barrier island on the Gulf Coast of Florida growing up. Then found myself on islands as an undergraduate (Maine) and in grad school (Puerto Rico). Now I am basically landlocked in the mid-Atlantic although I still manage to surf whenever it looks good and I am not working.

    My wife is Venezuelan. If you want pics just Google hot Venezuelan wife and you've basically got the idea. No Hindus. All good at home.

    I’ve got dogs and kids. When the kids graduate high school the plan is to get on an island again somewhere tropical that is not ruled by a dictator or drug lords.

    More liberal than conservative but I have friends that voted Trump and I am not a hater. I believe in democracy and feel that the pendulum swings left and right as a check on power. I have my fingers crossed that the next four years are what the country needed.

    Oh, no idea how much I can bench. I don't like gyms and prefer to be outside.

    What did I miss?
     

  2. Iggy

    Iggy Well-Known Member

    258
    Jun 14, 2014
    If you would describe yourself as either an asshole or a moron then you are in the right place. If you are neither, then I would recommend never posting again on here....that is unless you are seeking medical advice.
     
  3. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Have you ever killed anyone?
    Do you have a good supply of herb?
    Have you ever fallen asleep in class?
     
  4. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Good Hello Treade.

    Wanted to hit Like on Antoines reply. and Iggys reply.
    This treade could become a classic.
    Hoping so.
    Need it to
    even out the weirdness here lately,
     
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  5. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Are you a chick that is pretending to be a dude?
    If not, welcomme
     
  6. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Pics of closest female companion or family member

    Tell us to kill ourselves

    And to eat your fvck
     
  7. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Trump... Clinton... to its their own.

    You will only be judged your leash knotte and sand reconne abilities.
     
  8. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Social studies...huh?
    This place must be a real treat for you.
    Welcome!
     
  9. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    welcome teach! go PATRIOTS!
     
  10. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  11. Kanman

    Kanman Well-Known Member

    732
    May 5, 2014
    A solid intro post! And welcome aborte.
     
  12. beach.soon

    beach.soon Well-Known Member

    154
    Aug 30, 2015
    Sure, both at times. Especially 7th period. Much nicer and less moronic in the morning after a good nights sleep.
     
  13. beach.soon

    beach.soon Well-Known Member

    154
    Aug 30, 2015
    Nope. I'm a dude so thanks.
     
  14. beach.soon

    beach.soon Well-Known Member

    154
    Aug 30, 2015
    No killing people--animals yes. Once killed a mouse with a Kleenex box in my classroom and plenty of fish.

    No comment on the herb in case this ever comes back to me.

    When I am proctoring tests I definitely have had some head nods. Not full on sleep though.
     
  15. beach.soon

    beach.soon Well-Known Member

    154
    Aug 30, 2015
    1. Pics can be found on Google images.

    2. Don't want to get banned so I'll have to pass.

    3. And eat my fvck.
     
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  16. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    Welcome beta male.
     
  17. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Social Studies?? What a ***.....did you fail geography?? Is that it???
     
  18. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
  19. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014

    o barry