Intro Thread

Wellcomme, even though you've been here over a year. Well done hello tread. I've always wondered what the heck is up with your screen name, be.at.soon. Care to splain?

 

Where do I begin:

1. As a fellow lefty trained to teach social studies, it pains me to wish one of my own die by his own hand. But I'm bound by the code, so: please excuse yourself of this world. Though it sounds like I'm telling you to kill your self, it's possible that I'm telling you to become whole on some spiritual monklike level. I'll let ambiguity win the day.

2. Social Studies, eh? Can you tell me what state the famed Caroline Campbell was from?

3. There's a pretty good chance I fathered at least one of your kids.

4. Last point, and this is SI survival guide stuff: NEVER EVER EVER EVER admit that anyone can bench more or surf better than you. Keep a pair of socks in your underwear and your chest out at all times. Everything you ever were in this world: a husband, a father, a son, an employee, etc., NONE OF IT MATTERS NOW! This is your future now. When someone asks you how much you bench, the only correct response is "more than you or anyone you know... ever..." (then show him your junk)

 

...so glad to have you back . That's just so classic U2B

 

silly two barrel

 

Blushes

 

That's fantastic. Early nominee for POTY

 

zoo wee mama

 

i say poty submit

 

Such a good time to be a History/ Social Studies Teacher
Jan.20- New Sheriff in Town!!




Mad Dog
our main man

 

This thread is hotter than a wolf with two cocks.

Now serious question Be.at.planned.parenthood.soon, how much can you bench?

Also, can you get pitted on 23' surf? Can you get pitted on thigh high days? Does your wife sell her maxipads on eBay to Asians? If you answere no to any of these questions, you've gotta take a serious inventory of your life and see if a cost benefit analysis of each breath versus the humiliation you bring to your ancestors is worth it.

Dude this forum isn't just something you do for fun. This is some zen master Jedi level five ninja psychological metaphysical training. If you think you don't stand naked in a metaphorical alpine waterfall for 6 days until you either die or hallucinate, you're underestimating the commitment you're undertaking. You must learn to abandon yourself and BE the forum.

Now for your first lesson, quickly call an escort to your neighbors house and film the hilarity when he/she answers the door.

 

Second lesson- convince your wife to have a threesome with a different member of the forume each week.

 

welcome beatitsoon. Goode luck.

 

hotter than a wolf with two cocks! my wife wants to know why I'm giggling like a child! needed to laugh today, no surf and bored too death! thanks U2B

 

YES!

Welcomme to el forumme...you are now on an island run by dictators

 

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