Propre Leash Et·i·quette

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by archy 2.0, Jan 28, 2017.

  1. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    Well seeing how Turks best friend Sheldone has made 3 non surfing threads in less than 24 hours. and the Turks are trying to rid SI of politics because there is not enough talk aboot surfing, even though the Turks don't post any surfing stuff.

    I figured I'd start a surf thread geared towards surfing and more importantly something new a exciting to SI that should garner much traffic.

    So what's your favorite leash brand?
    Do you like the ultra-lite comp even during big days?
    Or are you more a naturalist and go bareback even when it's crowded?
     
  2. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016

  3. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    commando every time.hey if my 13ft epoxy wavestorm hits u in the head,thats on u,not on me..
     
  4. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    Thought this was a surfing forume.
    Why's no one wanna talk about leashes?
     
  5. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

    744
    Oct 30, 2008
  6. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    Dearest Archy,

    I enjoy each and every last one of your posts, especially when they are "political" in nature. :cool:
     
  7. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    How refreshing to see another surf tread!

    I like my surfmore. I swear I rarely get my feet tangled up any more when I LB. I wish the little sinker thing wasn't yellow though. It looks like a fishing lure.

    The Florida state parks have been banning the No Leash surfers. At my home beach, they've kicked surfers out of the park for a day first offense, a year for third or so offense. Even have threatened to close it to surfers except between 5 pm and 9 am.ridiculous as it's mainly surfers who go there especially in the non summer months.

    With the exception of a couple of surfers, 99% now use the leash at the park.
     
  8. Scoopy!

    Scoopy! Well-Known Member

    173
    Aug 28, 2016
    For shortboard, love my Creatures Lite 6ft. Never had a tangle. Haven't snapped one yet, but waves rarely get overhead on the gulf.

    Use whatever I can for LB. Right now, rocking a Bully's.
     
  9. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    The Florida state parks are becoming like commies, simply due to the tourists who failed to return "home"...
     
  10. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    FCS.

    Slo, are you friend with BradSpitted?
     
  11. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Always be sure to iron your leg roppe propere prior to attaching
     
  12. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    Good afternoon, Z!! I hope that you enjoy this wonderful thread which Archy lovingly created for all ! :)
     
  13. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Bwahahaha, my bad! Archly, are you friends with Bradspitted?
     
  14. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I personally wish that the leash were never invented...there'd be a lot less people in the water, and even more would be constantly swimming after their boards.

    Jack O'Neill should've gotten the hint when he started wearing that eye patch.
     
  15. surfin

    surfin Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2012
    i was in siesta keys during halloween one year and its was hilarious . Sitting at some restaurant with a friend getting some chow and a few cold ones having a conversation with a few at the bar . We all were in mid conversation , a this couple walks by and everyone went silent . Some where even in mid chew of their grub and everything stopped . Jaws on on the floor . This women was in a black shinny leather dominatrix outfit with a mask with chrome belt buckles all over her outfit . She had these crazy high heal boots that went up past her knees with a wipe in her hands . This women meant business . The fella was walking on his hands and knees in a dog like fashion , wearing leather speedo , a mask with a ball wedged in his mouth and a spike collar around his neck with a leash leading back to the women. So was that proper leash et i quette , enquiring minds want to know . Not sure if the leash was a dakine , fcs , etc . After that halloween night i never could walked my dog with a leash again . it just didn't feel right . sorry for the high jack but its some what related, i think .
     
  16. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    I think that was SloFlo and nopantslance.
     
  17. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    (rim shot)

    good one Betty.
     
  18. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Seriously a leash thread. You don't surf much do you. All depends on conditions brah
     
  19. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Archy has posted a couple of pix of himself surfing some pretty healthy (and cold) waves, and has purportedly traveled to some pretty cool places.

    You, on the other hand, have done nothing except:

    a) whine like a little girl about Herlihy towing in to your little corner of the world, and
    b) insulted people on this board who have been here a lot longer than you, without the benefit of a "hello" thread.

    Doesn't matter. We don't want a "hello" from you anyways. Just go away and suck on your sweet salty teenaged tears.
     
  20. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Ha!