Stock trading

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by Zippy, Dec 25, 2016.

  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
  2. zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

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    Dec 30, 2016
    [–]cuminme69420 339 points 17 hours ago

    Our Martin who art in heaven
    Harambe be thy name.
    Thy kingdom come
    Thy trades be done
    on Robinhood as they are on E-Trade.
    Give us this day our gaily gains
    and forgive us our losses
    as we forgive those who bet against us.
    And lead us not into bankruptcy,
    but deliver us from poverty
    For thine is the YOLO,
    and the yacht, and the glory,
    for ever
    Amen.
    https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreet...he_grandmaster_has_blessed_me_no_matter_what/
     

  3. zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

    251
    Dec 30, 2016
    Anybody else frothy for AAPL ah? I dont have a position outside of mutual funds and etfs, but 1230 and I'm watching Frank
     
  4. zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

    251
    Dec 30, 2016
    [video=youtube;Q9QhU3wb_aE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9QhU3wb_aE&sns=em[/video]
     
  5. thepartysover

    thepartysover Well-Known Member

    107
    Dec 6, 2016
  6. zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

    251
    Dec 30, 2016
    For any y'all who don't know what's going down, it's the opposite of this:

    [video=youtube;sPjNFp0diWE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPjNFp0diWE&sns=em[/video]

    And Frank's not done bleeding

    awwwwwwwoooooooooooooo
     
  7. thepartysover

    thepartysover Well-Known Member

    107
    Dec 6, 2016
    Wonder what will happen to them should there be some kind of tax holiday type deal. If they bring there cash abroad home that would be something. A special divi would be very nice
     
  8. thepartysover

    thepartysover Well-Known Member

    107
    Dec 6, 2016
    246 billion in cash lol
     
  9. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    Thank you, again, Yankee. This.
    I had never invested. I was a fraidy cat.

    But then i came up with an idea.
    I lived off my savings for two years and sank all my salary in the school employee 457b/403c, maxed out with the ability to go above and beyond because of an over 50 age catchup addition. It is all in the s&p 500, has protections against great loss, and i pay zero, yes it is true, i repeat zero fees.

    I thought since this is as yet untaxed income, i get to put it atraight in before taxes i made a pretty good decision.

    Sounds like a plan?

    Yankee, you guys are great. I still recall that credit card miles free vacation thread, too.

    Please advise.
     
  10. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Hey Beachbreak, Yankee wanted me to relay to you that when he returns from his ban on Feb 8th he'll be able to respond to you.
     
  11. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    When did Yank get banned? And Why?
     
  12. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    It happened a few days ago apparently when he went off on someone. Not sure of the details but he's not upset or anything. He'll be back soon.
     
  13. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    So, according to Admin and simod5, nobody gets banned anymore because "that's what we wanted"...But Yanqui gets secretly banned for being Yankee?

    How totally focking arbitrary and capricious is that?
     
  14. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Yeah, I'm not sure who pulled the trigger on that one. Simod5 and Yankee have a history, so that would be my first guess, but I may be wrong.
     
  15. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    We speak the Queens's English around here, thank ye very much.

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  16. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    [video=youtube;L8zhNb8ANe8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8zhNb8ANe8[/video]
     
  17. sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

    Dec 7, 2015
    He does have a way of freaking on people, but after reading this thread, he did dole out some solid financial advice. Plus minus.
     
  18. maddogg

    maddogg Well-Known Member

    173
    Aug 29, 2013
    How about that apple stock last week?? up $10 in a day?? I'm planning my next surf trip based on that unexpected bump
     
  19. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    I worry about yanki's outbursts...you can tell they are heartfelt and studies show they reduce your life expectancy.... http://www.iol.co.za/lifestyle/health/mind/lose-your-temper-shorten-your-life-1933279
    I know I caused a few and now I feel guilty for shortening his life...