My Special Lady wants to put something in my butt-Life Advise

As someone who has a colonoscopy scheduled in 2 weeks, I say go for it with the missus seldom.

 

I had that done last year. Where I went, everyone waiting is in a room with alcoves, each with a curtain for visual (but not audio) privacy. You sit there for a bit, then they hook you up to an IV and wheel you off to get doped up and then, as a friend once referred to it, 'up periscope'. Across the hall from me was an older gent, maybe 65, who is getting the basic run down by the pre-procedure nurse. She tells him, ok we're going to give an IV and you might fall asleep or you might not, it's no big deal, etc... The guy responds with real panic in his voice, 'I was told I wouldn't feel a thing, that I'd be knocked out!' He was cleared worried that if he was at all aware of something going in, he'd pretty much be gay or something afterwards. I felt kind of bad for him but it was also hilarious.

Anyways, fell asleep, didn't feel anything (during or after) and the only part of a colonoscopy that sucks balls is the prep, which is a nightmare.

 

Kidde with the fire! Co-workers looking at me like I'm deranged right now after choking on my coffee.

You only live once, don't be a prude.

 

What di you catch? They don't go shoving sh!t in your cockhole unless they're pretty sure something bit ya

 

Unfortunately we are missing the true voice here, U2B!!!

 

Let her massage your state bro.

 

This is some funny chit. Chavez - we expect a full report if it goes down (or up)

 

I've got a friend whose wife is a nurse on shift work, so she occasionally takes Ambien. Have you ever taken that stuff before? It's kinda like sleepwalking. Anyways, she told me that she went out hard on the stuff one night after a long shift. The next morning, her puckerhole was pretty sore. My buddy admitted to Breaking and Entering the next morning.

So I recommend Ambien if you let her defile you, unless it's just tongue. You need to be fully awake for that.

 

Isn't there a word for that? I can't remember what it is. I'm drawing a blank... Oh yeah, rape

 

Lol, hard to say. She might have been conscious enough to give consent, which happens on Ambien. I drive my wife crazy when I take it, because I seem to get this crazy fixation with her butt. The next morning, she'll be all pissed off and I never remember a thing.

But yeah, Bill Cosby used 'ludes and Darren Sharper used Ambien for their "conquests". If it went to court, they might look at it unfavorably.

 

Use of 'luudes for such activities was frowned upon in the late 70's and early 80's... But all you would receive as a punishment was a stern reprimand: "Tsk, tsk, tsk..."

Not saying that it was right, just sayin'...

 

Yeah Screwsby, times sure have changed...for the better IMHO. Men have been getting away with rape for far too long.

OTOH, there seems to be a lot more women taking advantage of the changes as well.

But blaming the victim is in extremely poor form, unless one has overwhelming evidence to the contrary.