Swellinfo Uber Alles

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by seldom seen, Feb 3, 2017.

  1. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Shoulda been the name of the other thread I just started.

    See kids, this is what happens when one SELLS OUT. Corporate cockbags tell you you can't post images that anyone can google image search, and fotos that get through nsfw firewalls.

    Growing up where/when I did, it wasn't "kewl" to be a surfer like it is now. Or skate. Or snowboard even ffs(and their culture has gotten even gayer than ours, how many teeny bopper little ***s do you see running around with neff hats and sh!t). Skiers hated the latter, cops hated the skaters, and no one beyond however many miles inland even knew what was up with riding waves.

    Major surf companies were founded on money that was earned tax free, now we have the Margaret River Drug Aware Pro.

    Ok Swellinfo, charades you are, but the mate has yet to be checked.

    [video=youtube;s9wo5uqHAHc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9wo5uqHAHc[/video]
     
  2. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013

  3. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    “No politician should ever let himself be photographed in a bathing suit.”


    ― Adolf Hitler

    More than coincidence??????
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Suniliarity.
     
  5. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Dang it, I'm having trouble posting my suite SwellInfo swastika logo from my mobile.
     
  6. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
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  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Fkn A! #9/12
     
  8. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Thx bro.

    I will buy you a beer if you can post a meme of Colonel Klink saying "No one has ever escaped from SwellInfo 13".
     
  9. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
  10. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Bwaaaahahaha fkn awesome bro, way better than I could have done. Mad respect for da skillz
     
  11. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Computers are awesome! Wouldn't you agree...?
     
  12. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Where do I get an arm band?
     
  13. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    It'll go perfectly with the "I got butthurt at SwellInfo" tee shirt. I think Gaffco sells 'em for $29.99
     
  14. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

    997
    Jul 14, 2009
    I liked the version about Reagan (we've got a bigger problem now) better than the original version about Jerry Brown.
     
  15. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    dude you NEED to get out of the tristate. Get your newly formed family, pack em up, and ship em out with you to the great outdoors out here in the Pacific Northwest. Look up state and federal Forest gigs here, timber, fire, recreation, NEPA research, ****ing spotted owl counting for all i care. Just get out in the forest and out of the Connecticut doom. Your family, psyche and wave count will thank you for it.
     
  16. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012

    My point being with this that the Nazi's in this country have won. What happened with Swellinfo is just a manifestation of this greater f u c k ery. The only hope is to leave babalon, let it burn, and go somewhere as far from it as possible and be happy in nature and scoring in the ocean. You can't fight them man, you can only ignore them and start over while tuning them out and creating your own reality.
     
  17. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    id buy that arm band.

    SHOCKED PEDESTRIAN: whered you get that terrible racist armband?

    Me: Why swellinfo.com of course!




    better yet just make it into sticker form. Swellinfo's special insignia sticker slapped on all the walk ups to major surf spots worldwide. Hell i like to travel and i know you guys do to... trestles, slower lowers, pavones, mundaka, point judith, buxton, bali. Hit the target audience.

    Can't ban the real life
     
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2017
  18. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    #swellstika

    aka "the 'stika stickah"