OCMD Stepoff War

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Clownface, Mar 12, 2017.

  1. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I surfed that day boi super easy paddle out due to the heavy offshore and ding bat and dupkiss made me change my paddle out spot again for the 10th flupsing time. I'm going to try and chrage tomorrow but staight up this swell got me a little edgy I got a fat sack of killer tree and a 6'8 that's way to flupsing small but I'm dialed in on it never rode this 6'10 I just got and I ain't about to start now ( before you judge my quiver mind you I'm 6'5 )
     
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  2. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I'm way more scared of SE swells than NE swells and I'm regular footed. I think in town is going to be extremely big and sketchy. The NNW wind will play on the SE swell like straight offshore conditions. Last time this happen I saw some of the scariest 15ft top to bottom waves with 30ft high backsplash I've ever seen in my life
     
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  3. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Anyone who paddles tomorrow deserves respect. And if it's as gnarly as I think it could be it will be the biggest SE swell in years
     
  4. The Screen Name Formerly Known As ABC123

    The Screen Name Formerly Known As ABC123 Well-Known Member

    105
    Nov 15, 2013
    this is pure entertainment. better than watching Rich Piana videos on youtube.

    btw, what does "flupsing" mean?
     
  5. ocripcurrent

    ocripcurrent Well-Known Member

    798
    Feb 27, 2008
    I'm gonna bike up to 48th st tomorrow and just see who shows up, will the turf war go down? I'll watch.
     
  6. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I used to not be afraid of the eastcoast but after what I've seen here and traveling, tomorrow is the real deal heavy water day keep it tight out there don't be afraid to ditch your board and swim to the bottom then push off the ground, I call it the wholly flups I'm about ready die manuaver ( the paddle out wipe out is almost more dangerous than surfing )
     
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  7. xgen70

    xgen70 Well-Known Member

    785
    May 25, 2006
    Its not going to be worth anything until NOON. I'm thinking of working a half day then taking a look see. Although I do want to take a look down at CI in the morning to see if its true or not, speaking of Tom's cove.

    Nothing worth the effort until those winds switch, once they do, if they got that ski ready they might score way better then 01/24/17. Big south swell with a combo NE? Could be the worst waist of time or epic?

    Money says you wont even see any attempts until at least noon. Save your morning, get **** done then show up when the winds switch.

    I'm calling 3pm to sunset ...good to super fine conditions. But with continued current and mixed up peaks, if the wind forecast holds true
     
  8. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Dingbat and dupkiss don't understand when they think it's " unpaddlable " there is 10 core guys sitting in our cars waiting for the window to strike and we gotta yield to PWC, ok we have every right to be mad
     
  9. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Flupsing is what I say other than the F bomb, Like, you flupsed up or Flups around or Go Flup yourself broi. And broi is OCMD for brah and boi
     
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  10. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    The way I want to deal with the beef, with, Dingbat and Dupkiss is Surf about it
     
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  11. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Whenever I get nervous I just watch Star Wars and it gives me courage ( I'm not just surfing I'm piloting the millenium falcon running from an imperial cruiser in hyperdrive )
     
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  12. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    You don't sound like you're 6'5" and "middle aged".

    More like 4'10" with cryptorchidism
     
  13. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Don't forget your step-up tomorrow


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  14. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Out of all the people on here I hate you the most kidde rocque
     
  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    A 6'5 clown, with a beard on a surfboart in well OH conditions is worth the price of admission. Will you arrive in your whip, fastest whip on the block, shed your Rolex to your Hindu, bench a quick 4 bones to get loose & then be pier shottin'....??

    Butt wait....you did state, clowney, that OCMD-OG-with-credentials-doods, well, they never travel....yet.....uh oh!
     
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  16. BassMon2

    BassMon2 Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2015
    And now that Flos gone..... I'm sure he feels the same way about you. I know i do.
     
  17. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    let's be friends.

    Next month when you get tired of the neck cinch, I can teach you a flying knee to the coccyx
     
  18. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Your avatar makes me quiver with fear
     
  19. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017